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unapolme · 3 days
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*Walks out of the bar covered in blood and with stab wounds*
'You should have seen the other guy'
*When you go into the bar it's empty, not a single person in sight. In a corner there's a mop with a fake mustache taped to it, it's covered in kiss marks*
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unapolme · 3 days
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i hate that this was cut from the final production of the game :/
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unapolme · 5 days
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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs
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unapolme · 7 days
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unapolme · 7 days
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unapolme · 7 days
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lmaooo
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unapolme · 7 days
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Sudan still desperately needs aid--it needs a lot of things, but it is approaching a dangerous point with famine and mass death due to hunger imminent.
These are the kinds of headlines we're getting now:
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Here's an ongoing fundraiser:
I linked it before, to help with Ramadan, but it's an ongoing initiative, the need has not stopped.
I picked this gofundme because it's been boosted by people I trust and you can see pictures online of the food they've provided, e.g.:
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But I also picked this because you can see the amount of donations. It's 2pm ET on Saturday, April 20th right now? For the next week, whatever's donated, I'll match for a total up to $2,000 (we'll say 2,750 CAD, since the gofundme is in Canadian dollars).
You don't have to send me a receipt, I just ask that you donate and boost.
Edited on 2024-04-22:
We've met and passed the goal! Feel free to donate further, but I've gone ahead and donated the $2,750 matching already. :)))
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unapolme · 7 days
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the nuisance of our language is stunning
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unapolme · 7 days
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i will kill for her but also STOP COMING INTO MY ROOM ON YOUR SILENT LITTLE FEET YOU SCARE MEEEEE also i will punch anyone who hurts you. i am the only one allowed to be mean to you.
people with siblings: how do you feel about them?
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unapolme · 7 days
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To serve Shadows House is the pride and joy of every living doll. So here’s a piece I started much earlier this year, before I watched season two, then picked it back up again after watching it, and now that I’m caught up in the manga wanted to finish up before the year is out! I really enjoyed Shadows House in both formats and am excited to see where it goes. I’m even planning a cosplay from it heh. I highly recommend this series to anyone who likes some spooky mysteries, changeling & fae stories, or gorgeously coloured manga art! This will also be a print in 2023 for the cons I table & shop openings after it debuts there, so keep an eye out!
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unapolme · 7 days
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something about louise being perceived as thinking too highly of herself, but only appearing that way because she completely bases her self esteem on being lou's shadow, and lou's the one she thinks highly of. something about louise becoming so blinded by her own insecurities when she realizes lou talks to other people and has a life outside of her that she falls down a self loathing spiral and doesn't even realize lou is trying to sacrifice herself to save her life
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unapolme · 7 days
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this is even more painful now after the last chapter
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I made a meme
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unapolme · 9 days
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unapolme · 9 days
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god I fucking love strawberries
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unapolme · 10 days
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I get what you mean, but you know Freddie Mercury has been dead for 33 years, right?
no way, thanks captain obvious. I called him the eternal king for a reason, sherlock.
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unapolme · 11 days
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Good morning sluts time to sin
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unapolme · 14 days
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THOUGHT GAINED: INFERNAL ENGINES
PROBLEM
The world is ending. You know it, your neighbor knows it, the dealer knows it, the jailer knows it, the king and all his men know it. All one has to do is look around to see it— the future is curdling into something pale and incorporeal. The infernal machine that is this stupid world is going to blow, sooner rather than later. So what are you doing? Why are you still here? Why is anyone still here?
SOLUTION
You are doing the only thing worth doing. You are living. *Why,* you ask? Try and remember now. Remember your mother’s hand on your shoulder. Remember the taste of a fresh catch. Remember the times when you were kind to the dogs in the valley and they did not bare their teeth. Remember the weight of a child on your shoulders. Remember the stars throwing their light against the wall of sodium and smog. Remember singing until your throat was raw. Remember crying just as loudly and publicly, and the gentleness with which someone opened your curled fist and pressed a handkerchief into your palm. Crying, laughing, running, eating, screaming, haunting, loving, fighting, fighting, fighting. The fight fuels you, and you fuel the fight. You run yourself ragged just for a chance to keep running. You never stop. You cannot stop. The world depends on it. *You* are the infernal engine. You are the world. And, simply put: you want to live.
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