Everytime I remember my cat's equivalent age to human years is 15 I go "Yeah, makes sense"
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I'm back from liberating Tsushima from the Mongol invasion 🤣
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Dipping my dick on your favorite dipping sauce before you suck it
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Republicans will do anything to avoid raising the wage
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I can't even begin to say how happy I am that Dungeon Meshi included a friggin' Winogradsky column in its explanation of how ecosystem works.
Just swap "spirits" for "microbes" and replace "mana" with "nutritents" and you're all there.
Oh, and since they used fire as an indicator for spirit activity, we can intuit that they tested for methane gas, which means that at least some of the spirits are stand-ins for archea, the only known microbes to produce methane.
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getting really into women's thighs lately
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When are you going to grind your naked body against me?
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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
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🍒😉
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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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