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Do you use any mods for Stardew Valley?

Yes, but just a few!

Lookup Anything - Probably the greatest mod to ever exist

Portrait Overhaul

More Rain - I love rain so lots of rain = happy me

Wallpaper & Flooring

Building Replacements - I use the non-seasonal version in Elle’s Palette

Easier Fishing - I use the 50% easier version just because the original fishing is super hard

Scythe Harvesting

Get Dressed

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Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

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Hey! I saw your ask where you said "DTF" means down to fly, and pilots say it. I just wanted to let you know I work for an airline, but on the ground. We communicate with pilots while they're in the cockpit prepping for take off, and some of them legit make this joke and tell us they're DTF, and then clarify with a laugh

wait actually 

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Giveaway Time!

To celebrate passing 5500 followers, it’s time for another giveaway!

There will be five winners, separated into 3 tiers! Bronze Tier (2 Winners) will receive a full set of dice!

Silver Tier (2 Winners) will receive a full set of dice, as well as a custom bath bomb for the DMC! Known as the “Beholder Bomb,” it smells of Blueberry and Pine, and should be a delight!

Gold Tier (1 Winner) will receive a dice set and a D&D 5e book of their choice!

Rules: 

1. Only reblogs will count as entries, and only one entry per day.

2. Must be following this blog.

3. You’ll be contacted by PM once the giveaway ends if you won.

4. Entries will be accepted until April 30th, 2018.

That’s it! Thanks for following the DMC!

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azazelins

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I haven’t been up this late in over a year what do I do

go to sleep

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Cop doubled back around to film two clearly uncomfortable lesbians, their mobility aids & service dog. These posts write themselves.

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me when im a small but potatoing clown

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nice day for some Cute Girls and Cute Glasses

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good morning everyone welcome to the discourse

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I made this 2 years ago and it’s still relevant

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Oh hello, Dianne. You look…well.

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Wanna go four-peelin’ out in the woods with me and my boys this weekend? What do you mean? It’s a four-peeler. You know, for peelin’ around out in the woods? No, I have no idea what you mean by “some horrific Cthulhu-lookin’ disaster vehicle…

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This happened in my discord. I love them. 

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