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uhhhhhmaybe · 17 hours
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DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!
im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off
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i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice
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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
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She’s a pretty despicable person, but she’s good at her job! Really! She probably should stay off of the internet, though.
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Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:
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We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:
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In case you didn’t know:
The Electoral College originally heavily favored Slave States, because the large slave populations contributed to electoral points, but obviously slaves could not vote, so voting whites in those states had more political power per vote.
And NOWADAYS, the Electoral College heavily favors states with high prison populations for exactly the same reasons. 
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if you're the type of person who shittalks a girl for being unable to get hard during sex, you're probably the reason she couldn't get hard. your rancid fucking vibes just drove every drop of blood right out of her clit. she probably won't be able to get hard again until she scrubs clean all the parts of her body where you touched her. also, you're a bad person. that shouldn't be left unsaid
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uhhhhhmaybe · 2 days
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Babygirl your boobs look ENORMOUS in this shot
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the mean lesbian stereotype is so frustrating bc so many of us literally get called that for standing up for ourselves or simply being uninterested in men. anyway I think we should be more evil.
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The existence of Morning wood means there's a constant wave of boners happening across the world
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Saying that cannabis isn’t a drug further stigmatizes drug use. Cannabis is a drug, and that’s okay. When you say it’s just a plant or it’s just medicine, while both those statements are true, it is harmful in many ways. People who use drugs are not bad. Drugs are not bad. Stop stigmatizing drug use and start encouraging safe drug use.
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"breeding" is a hot raw way to describe it but i'll be real making babies is the furthest thing from my mind i'm just trying to paint your insides
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I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"
i'm WHEEZING LMAO
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the man with a plan
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Canon labru interaction
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Liberals will say shit like "Yeah, well Trump would be doing so much worse right now" while Biden and the Democrats pull shit like this
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Fuck you and your lesser-evilism. I refuse to do the math you want me to. The appropriate level of fascism is zero. If you don't believe that, line up with the fascists and follow your leader.
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