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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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#ballEVE it or not i am walking on air I never thought i could feel so free hee hee! #dog of wisdom looking ass

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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"Say its name" (im normal abt this game i promise) it's very good, i highly reckommend it :)

#in stars and time

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from this by @monochrome-stars

he's really fine guys can't you see. he's smiling and giving a thumbs up 👍

#in stars and time

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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

#this activated my fight or flight response

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#see you space cowboy #we're on a roll today

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#ADAGGSBDJSJSNSNA #see you space cowboy

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#never been there even

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

#obsessed

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WHY IS IT 40 DEGREES OUTSIDE

ITS STILL APRIL

#my skin is on fire #i hate this #lizard nonsense

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working on a lil sumthin sumthing

#BON BON !!! AND MIRA !!!!!!! #in stars and time

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(greeting someone u would die for)  well well well… look who crawled out of the primordial FILTH

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour