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modern au kaz would hold the record for fastest solved rubik cube

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you should like, gently lean your head on a loved one's shoulder. methinks

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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OH MY GOSH NEW LORE DROP

Currently on the first vampire episode of supernatural and it’s only further enforcing my beliefs in the flexibility of vampire lore for the au. Anyway, vampires don’t show up in pictures. Their reflections show their true age though. This is solely for angst and plot development purposes.

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A woman went viral for being turned down for a next interview for a role, she asks the recruiter what she did wrong, the recruiter tells her they were “concerned about her lack of effort in her appearance.”

She explains she wore a freshly ironed blazer with a collared top. Her nails were painted a professional beige. She got a blowout for her hair, so a professional style. She had on subdued gold earrings.

The only thing she wasn’t wearing was makeup; she states she really doesn’t wear makeup, and only had chapstick on, as her skin is sensitive. Her lawyer mother has already explained she has no legal case against the company for any type of gender-based discrimination.

Just in case anyone wants to ask why feminists still refer to the “pink tax” or rail against more and more elaborate makeup trends being pushed on girls and women.

Women being punished socially for not wearing makeup is still a feminist issue.

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#sweet nothing

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#Y E S

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no i’m not BUT YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACES!!!

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as good as dead spoilers

SOMEONE SCREAM W ME

#AHHHHHHHHHHH #agggtm

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Feeling a lot of feelings about how Hadestown doesn't present the story as "Orpheus turned around and everything fell apart and there was nothing anyone could do to fix it" and instead presents a story that says "he turned around, he doubted, he failed, but if we keep telling his story maybe one day Orpheus won't" and it's not just about Orpheus as a single character, it's a bout every Orpheus, everyone who runs up against a system they can't change and fails and everyone who sees that failure and gets back up and says "maybe I can change it now" and tries again. That Orpheus failed isn't the takeaway of the story. The takeaway is that one day he might succeed.

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I've seen a lot of people assigning WAOLOM to many fictional characters. I don't know if this has already been said, but let me present to you this: Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? is Inej Ghafa-coded.

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new swiftie ask game:

send me a ttpd song and i'll tell you my favorite lyric from it!

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THE TORTURED ASKS DEPARTMENT:

— fortnight: what’s your weather like right now?

— ttpd: have you ever used a typewriter?

— my boy only breaks his favorite toys: favorite toy as a child?

— down bad: do you believe in aliens?

— so long, london: do you know cpr?

— but daddy i love him: do you have a one that got away?

— fresh out the slammer: have you ever been handcuffed?

— florida: do you smell like weed or little babies?

— guilty as sin?: is she guilty for what she’s singing about?

— waolom: what makes you feel most alive?

— i can fix him: are you a fixer?

— loml: which acronym do you use the most?

— i can do it with a broken heart: are you good under pressure?

— the smallest man: how many people have you ghosted?

— the alchemy: did you do well in chemistry in school?

— clara bow: which celebrity do you get told you look like?

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thinking about “two graves, one gun” and “you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same”

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing