Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head
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thomas sanders is just fred for theater kids
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does mace work on birds
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If I emphasise the “man” in “manicure” will people give me weird looks
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the bible but its retold in memes
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Fish abuse is still animal abuse 🤧
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it’s level 100 and all it knows is pound. that’s great
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Sweatpants that say “homo” on the ass
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the worst thing yzma did in emperor’s new groove is hating on kronk’s spinach puffs. everything she did to kuzco is understandable because he’s been a dick to her so many times, but kronk is an innocent
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why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
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20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020
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coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
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don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
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