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never thought I would be the type of person to read Dracula once a year but here we are

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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Mr Chocolate Guy really is out there doing Things huh

Also, rendition of how to enjoy this piece:

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#349??

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#probably wall e #i 100% went to the movies before that but idk what

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#night bc i don’t like how the water feels in the sunlight #and my hair takes foreverrrr to dry i don’t have time for that before work

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

#if i was a boy i would’ve been named colin

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Lego Swimming Pool Layout

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

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​FULLY KISSED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TONS SALAD

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Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

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spn season 1 is so funny. they made the main plot line finding sam and dean’s missing father. but like. the guys not missing. he’s just avoiding them.

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reblog and put in the tags something you are complimented on most often irl

#my heart shaped glasses #or my nails

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no options for "they wouldn't fight" or "they would kiss", they are fighting and that is FINAL

#dean could beat two ghosts easy