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offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry

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me and the homies entering eden every sundays

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positive krill affirmation: your horns and armor are SO sharp. you CAN destroy any sky kids you want. you DESERVE kisses. you ARE full of incredible CHAOS and VIOLENCE.

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Its me, your feral godmother

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hot things to say during sex

cursed to put my hands on everything

hells. something just woke up down here

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have

these boots have seen everything

ALL IS ASH AND MEAT

no one back home will ever believe this

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Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to design an OC and then it looks exactly like another character?

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why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

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I cannot understand why anyone would want to fuck a Pokémon when the Pokémon world is canonically bountiful with hot empty-nest moms whose husbands are absent or nonexistent

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happy old gnoll

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Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

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Indie music fans will literally be like oh yeah man you should totally listen to “my self doubt is slowly killing me and all my friends” by Penis Defibrillator it’s an absolute banger

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tommy and Timmy are adults right like they run a store

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when the dragon egg you brought home just. Fcking hatches? what? Hello? was it the chickens? it Was the chickens Wasn't It

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autistic twilight sparkle this, autistic fluttershy that. every one of you is wrong. autistic rarity actually

#AUTISTIC PINKIE!!!!!!!!!

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#egg: soft boiled #steak: medium rare/rare #milk: soya #alchohol: none #warm drink: coffee

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