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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

#my dad losing it when I made a not with that attitude joke

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#why do you think there’s a whole song on that album about fleeing the state

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

#happy 420 to all who celebrate

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

#9 to 5 should have had a fanzine subplot

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

#thinks raiders of the lost ark is boring

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

#has never seen a star wars movie

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Our spy master

commissioned done by@Sipho

#dragon age

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

#he fucking LEFT THE DEPOSITION

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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

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#my mom brought in a popped bag of popcorn in under her coat a couple of times

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#dragon age #dai

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(Part 4 takes results of 20% or higher from the previous parts of this mini poll series)

#i should be able to roll persuasion to get nocturne to come with us #bg3

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#you’re awful I love you #others are close but there’s always one or two songs I don’t care for

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what do you know of loss?

no words for how much I adore these two characters and the ways their journeys parallel one another's... take this as part character study (what if they helped each other heal!) and part ship content (they were made for each other...) anyways. the shadowzel illness never stops

#bg3 #shadowzel #the armada

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I'm scared