Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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there should be a thing like sick days but for when it’s just too nice outside . sorry can’t come in i’m busy smelling the flowers and soaking up the sun
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LEE KNOW 🍇 220331
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BANG CHAN x NYLON JAPAN
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[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room
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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral
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we should talk more about cities that are vampires. cities that are cold and wet and sink into your bones and stay there. cities that are hungry and want to live. dead cities that dont know they're dead and suck the life force of their people to maintain the delusion. cities with harbors that are actually mouths; one-way entries. cities that are devastatingly lonely and see consumption as love
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Reblog to give your followers some cheesy garlic bread
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good riddance live
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Edward in Alaska laying under a pile of snow thinking about the wretched human girl who just moved to Forks whose blood smells so good he almost massacred an entire classroom: I’m a monster
The one text he receives from Emmett the whole week:
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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
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