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#fuckin fave

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I hope this email sucks you off

#kinked fur

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Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief

#kin #kinked fur

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self love be like “me/me. enemies to lovers. angst with a happy ending. slowburn. 500k.”

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i’ll love you at your best when you’re all dressed up and dancing around your room. i’ll love you at your worst when you’re falling apart and feel like a mess. i’ll love doing anything from grocery shopping with you to going on fancy dates. i will love you as you are beyond belief, because it’s you.

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how about we critically examine each other’s tits

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every time i think ive made a home run of a homestuck post i see another tweet from a jake stan just effortlessly churning out the most brilliant shit you can imagine. i ruminate on “alpha dave gets sued for blinding his audience after inventing the color superpurple” for days and sit back thinking myself an evil genius meanwhile these people are making “dirk and rose get really into building universe-bending deathtrap-rigged escape rooms for their immortal friends” complete with illustrated comics every hour on the hour. im rearranging blocks by myself as they play 10-way 4d chess. what liking jake does to a mf

#hs #obsessed

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mutuals do this

stick your fingers through the bars of my enclosure i promise not to bite you

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do you think british people say this is the bomb dot co dot uk

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Praying mantises don’t all follow the same religion.

They’re in sects.

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Lizzo by Sara Shakeel.

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Losing my mind at this security cam footage of a guy that looks like concept art for the Once in a Lifetime music video

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biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

#firework <3

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#me. kin