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my favorite answer when people ask this is 'to make you ask' bc their response is always this

i like the feeling of smooth leg against leg

it keeps me cool

I however do not want people to gender me as feminine because I have no leg hair and it makes me dysphoric to have my legs entirely shaved

very important distinction to me personally between 'this person I assume is a woman is doing her gender wrong because her legs aren't shaved.' vs 'i don't have a framework for how wrong this person is doing their gender'

shaving them like this sends a message, and that message is 'i could shave my legs. if I wanted to' in a way shaving one does not, because it might send the message that I was interrupted halfway through

I've been doing this for going on three or four years now :)

I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs

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that post about how Americans love to lean and how the CIA has to train their agents out of it is fucking me up so bad now that I'm in another country I'm like damn I really do love to lean

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what's up with this fucked up sculpture at this hotel I'm at

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the airplane I'm on was built in 1994

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does anyone have that one stick figure violence pic where they start shaking something they're chewing on

#stick figure violence

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idk. maybe it's just interacting with my mom all day but seeing her do shit like tell me 'the place I booked is on the third floor, there's no elevator' when she can barely fucking walk or her saying 'i didn't get an international sim card' I just can't help but feel like I'm exactly like her. making bad decisions and then making it be other people's problems they have to solve because I can't just fucking avoid the issues in the first place by considering even a single consequence. I just feel like surely to God there is no difference between me and her and I suck just as fucking much

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paypal at least for now unbanned my account so i am not longer as fucked as i was. its still not a good situation but thank you all for supporting me in probably one of the worst emergencies in my life

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im at the point where im like actually i shouldnt ask for any more help because i dont deserve it

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this is literally a worst case scenario i want to fucking tear my hair out i hate that i even fucking went i hate my mom i hate paypal this was all my fucking fault if i just hadnt gone it would be whatever and now im literally thousands of miles from home in another country and im so fucked

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help! I'm stranded in another country following a bomb threat without the money to pay for a hotel room for the night

following a bomb threat on the Turks and Caicos airports, me and my mom are stranded for the night - sleeping in the airport is not an option because they are closed because of the threats from alt right extremists following several Americans facing prison time for bringing ammunition to the country.

a room is $300 and that's our only option - I don't have nearly enough to pay that amount. the airport will only secure us a room but it's our responsibility to pay for it.

please help me out - I don't think really have any other options.

#please reblog

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had to evacuate the plane due to a bomb threat so now I'm stuck in another country with all airports closed and we're all hanging out on the tarmac

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we out here

had to evacuate the plane due to a bomb threat so now I'm stuck in another country with all airports closed and we're all hanging out on the tarmac

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all hanging out :)

had to evacuate the plane due to a bomb threat so now I'm stuck in another country with all airports closed and we're all hanging out on the tarmac

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there's a drone flying around and none of the employees know who it belongs to but it doesn't belong to the police

had to evacuate the plane due to a bomb threat so now I'm stuck in another country with all airports closed and we're all hanging out on the tarmac

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had to evacuate the plane due to a bomb threat so now I'm stuck in another country with all airports closed and we're all hanging out on the tarmac