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i swear some of the polls on this site look like

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before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

Obstinate and inflexible in their actions

Terrible for each other in most circumstances

Poor communicators

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every year we have to say it

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the thrilling, totally expected conclusion to this saga:

asked guy twice to tell me what he wanted. he had no idea.

I'm not sorry, if you message me at work saying "Hi" without any hint of why exactly the fuck you're reaching out to me

(especially if you're someone I never talk to)

(even if you are ultra polite and say "Hi, hope all is well" - like ?? there is nothing here obliging me to respond to you? just a general wish for the well-being of my world that you have reached out to express to me individually for some reason?*)

(*the reason is you want something and refuse to tell me what )

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU IMMEDIATELY. I will make you wait. You don't know how long you'll be waiting. You may have forgotten about it entirely. You may have found whatever answer you're looking for yourself. You may have given up on me and made whatever it is somebody else's problem. Maybe you'll be waiting fifteen minutes, maybe four hours. Maybe you'll be on do not disturb when I respond. But it'll for sure be long enough that you're no longer staring at your messenger window, waiting for me to respond to you, the center of your own universe.

#exeunt pursued by a bear etc. #better believe i backspaced many replies that said 'could you please just tell me what you want. what do you want.'

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see this is the thing people do with this too re: messenger apps vs. email

replied to guy. guy tells me the general topic of what he wants. and ghosts. still with no actual request. I have no idea what it is he actually wants.

just tell me what you want!! please I'm begging you

I'm not sorry, if you message me at work saying "Hi" without any hint of why exactly the fuck you're reaching out to me

(especially if you're someone I never talk to)

(even if you are ultra polite and say "Hi, hope all is well" - like ?? there is nothing here obliging me to respond to you? just a general wish for the well-being of my world that you have reached out to express to me individually for some reason?*)

(*the reason is you want something and refuse to tell me what )

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU IMMEDIATELY. I will make you wait. You don't know how long you'll be waiting. You may have forgotten about it entirely. You may have found whatever answer you're looking for yourself. You may have given up on me and made whatever it is somebody else's problem. Maybe you'll be waiting fifteen minutes, maybe four hours. Maybe you'll be on do not disturb when I respond. But it'll for sure be long enough that you're no longer staring at your messenger window, waiting for me to respond to you, the center of your own universe.

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I'm not sorry, if you message me at work saying "Hi" without any hint of why exactly the fuck you're reaching out to me

(especially if you're someone I never talk to)

(even if you are ultra polite and say "Hi, hope all is well" - like ?? there is nothing here obliging me to respond to you? just a general wish for the well-being of my world that you have reached out to express to me individually for some reason?*)

(*the reason is you want something and refuse to tell me what )

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU IMMEDIATELY. I will make you wait. You don't know how long you'll be waiting. You may have forgotten about it entirely. You may have found whatever answer you're looking for yourself. You may have given up on me and made whatever it is somebody else's problem. Maybe you'll be waiting fifteen minutes, maybe four hours. Maybe you'll be on do not disturb when I respond. But it'll for sure be long enough that you're no longer staring at your messenger window, waiting for me to respond to you, the center of your own universe.

#and! I don't feel bad about it - not even a little #if it was urgent you would have fucking said so. #legit i don't know how this is professional. i'm sure some people don't even think twice before doing this #bc it's just what people do to them so they've learned by example #but just send me an email?? #send me a message but tell me what you want?? #DON'T WASTE MY TIME??? #i would call this a pet peeve but it makes me actually legitimately angry

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Good morning. This is the best fic comment I have ever received.

#this is delightful <33

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I know it gets tedious to talk over and over about all the lesbian things in Xena that no other piece of media does, but I rewatched "The Crusader" the other night and cannot stop thinking about the potency of the Xena-Gabrielle-Najara triangle, about how it gets to be vicious and ugly and complicated and sexy, about how much lights up in my mind when I think about it. No matter how many times I watch it, the show makes me feel like I didn't realize how much I was missing.

#all correct opinions #xena #i've lost too many hours lost in the sauce re: najara's unrealized potential to be maybe the best recurring villain on xwp

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#LAO MA SWEEEEEP #xena

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#anti ai #have i mentioned i hate ai lately

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𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘨𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘺'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

Xena: Warrior Princess - S01.E01 "Sins of the Past"

#babygirl is so fucking valid #can you believe this was ten minutes into the entire show #(do you think renee o'connor knew what she was doing) #xena

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“I want to be wherever you are.” - Ava + Deb in Season 2 of HACKS

#gay #come back to me #hacks (hbo)

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this is the actual picture I went searching for a while ago, posting now to further enable my staring at it and also yours, you're welcome

#sometimes i just need to look at these pics again #if u do too you're welcome #also a rare full smile from smarch when she was clearly surprised makes me *cry smiling emoji*

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my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

#right paw let's boop #left paw let's boop #FREEZE! #EVERYBODY BOOP YOUR PAWS #*boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop *

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I'm screaming 🤩

#why must they do these things that make me obsessed with them #why must they make me wonder things like whose foot is tacocat curled up around #stephanie march #mariska hargitay