tudylan

[tudylan]

Every time someone says "iconic" my mind goes straight to that song that was really popular last summer. Something about not caring and loving it. I don't know why. What's up Luke, it's nice to meet you man.

This was the most iconic thing I’ve ever heard, bless you, Dylan O’Brien. I’m Luke, by the way.

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It's pretty fucking great, right?

….. Dude, what the hell?

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An eye for an eye, Reed. If you want me to call you Lady Crystal, you gotta call me Sir Dylan O’Brien III.

Sir Dylan O’Brien III? I’m not calling you that. Though if you want to start calling me Lady Crystal I will not object.

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I think someone's a bit bitter that they're royal title isn't as cool as mine. That's obviously the case here, Queen Shai. Or it's what I'm telling myself at least, so I won't believe you're some awful creature sent from Hell to ruin my hopes and dreams of being English. Was that too much? No you can't fucking call me punkass, punkass. You can call me tonight though. Sorry, I was channeling my inner Johnny Bravo. I figured that's what he would have done in that situation— after arguing with some hot girl have the conversation do a complete 180 by hitting on her and hope not to get literally hit by the girl. Dude was a legend.

If you think I’m gonna’ call you some name that insinuates a high status, you’re wrong. I, on the other hand, actually am Queen Shai — the first, the one, and the only. I’m terribly sorry you can’t fucking lie to people and play things off like you’re English, but hey — welcome to the real world, Dyl. I’d prefer to call you punkass. Can I do that? Is that allowed? I’m asking for your permission, but I’ll probably still call you it either way.

#hey hailey!!1 guess who would love to plot with u!!! #spolier alert me hey

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I was totally going to call you Miss Selena Gomez II until you said the only reason you went with the second was because you wanted to be better than me. Do you know how many years of my life I wasted being hopelessly in love with you? A lot Selena. A lot. All for this? If I could go back in time and tell nineteen year old Dylan not to fall in love with you, I definitely would.

You know you hate a TV show when it takes away all your chances to be a true English gentleman. That must suck, I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll only call you Sir Dylan O’Brien III, if you call me Miss Selena Gomez II. I went with II because I wanted to be better than you, can you blame me? You can’t.

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Hey Holland? I didn't want to do this, but you've kinda left me with no other option here. Friendship over. 

I’m just gonna call you delusional. How’s  that sound? Delusional O’Brien. You’re too American to be prim and proper. Sorry to break it to you, pal.

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Your friend Spencer obviously doesn't understand how difficult Australian accents are, then. Seriously though, that shit is tough. I only time I ever can sound Australian is if I say "good eye might" which sounds like "good day mate" if you say it right. Teen Wolf is your life? No fucking way, it's my life too — but probably in a more literal sense than you used it. Seeing as without it I'd be filing for unemployment. Glad that Stiles is your favorite though, he's definitely a fine piece of ass. How about I call you Olivia, since I happen to really like that name.

I tried the same thing when I went to Australia but I failed miserably and my friend Spencer did nothing but laugh at me the rest of the trip. Don’t curse Teen Wolf, it’s my life and I’m honestly trying not the scream right now because Stiles is my favorite. Hello Dylan, I’m Olivia. Honestly you can call me whatever you want.

#i am liv rn #if i ever met dylan i'd probs just pass out and hope he'd revive me tbH #HI moLLY!! #im abby its rl nice to meet u cutie :))) #aND SIR DYLDO ASAME WOW

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I don't know what you're talking about, Kane. I've fooled countless with people with my supposed "suckish" British accent. If anyone's accent sucks, it's your Australian one. Oh yeah, you think you've got us fooled? Well, not me. I know you're actually German.

D Ballz! C’mon, we all know your British accent sucks anyways, you’re a better American.

#hello hi hello!!

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My favorite part about being in London is talking to strangers in my best English accent. Because they don't know that I'm not one of them. One of their kind. Unless of course they fucking watch Teen Wolf and say "Aren't you in that American television program?" To which I just smile, laugh, then walk away. Fucking Teen Wolf, ruining my dream of being a true English gentleman. Oh and I'm Dylan by the way. But honestly I'd rather much be Sir Dylan O'Brien III. So whichever you want to call me, I'm down with either. 

#famesstarter #i FEel like i should have replied to starters fuCK idk what to do #this is giving me anxietY

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ya hi hello im abby um its 2:04 am i "went to sleep" like 2 hours ago but literlaly just have been staring at my ceiling and

then cam was like "hey abby my favorite person in the world i just wanted to let ur beautiful self know that the new rp accepted so whenever it is convenient for you  you may send in ur account precious!!"

that happened i swear

okay i need to go to sleep now because i have a long day ahead of me tomorrow consisting of behind the wheel then a 6 hour shift at work!!

that being said i will be on to reply to all you lil angels tomorrow evening :0)0))))0

ilysm!!

#ooc #i don't have cute ooc tags like everybody else :///

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#dies #x

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D Y L A N ' S  S H U F F L E D  T R A C K # 1

First Date — Blink-182

In the car, I just can't wait. To pick you up for our very first date. Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? 

#m

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#!!! #x

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#cutie #x

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Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue (september 2014)

#oH MY LANTA #x