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Nicki Minaj @ a meet and greet: Hi! What’s your name?
Me:
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Anti-Social Justice people: My world view was fine until I come across this site. This site makes me lose my faith in humanity with all these race baiters.
Anti-Social Justice people months later: Look at what’s going on in Africa. WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING ABOUT AFRICA?!?!?!
Me: I understand there is injustice everywhere, and not just the US. But can I ask you why you think referring to something in a place, that you have no knowledge of other than it’s geographical location and the color of the people that lives there and the absence of the complicated historical problems, have to do with the fact that I’m addressing complex situations right here in the country you live in?
Anti-Social Justice people: Because Malcolm X says “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” and you should listen to your brother Malcolm X.
Me: That’s - that’s - you said a Martin Luther King quote there.
Anti-Social Justice people: AFRICA HAS SLAVES!
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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
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my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.
#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE
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