they should invent a 2pm water that tastes identical to 3am water
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Its honestly harrowing to find out somebody you follow has been using a macbook
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The gayest thing a man can do is take a selfie.
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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).
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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
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The fact that Americans don't have Good Friday off work but have a day off work for MLK goes to show that they truly are a negroid worshipping nation
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"For the Lord your God will bless you just as He promised you; you shall lend to many nations, but you shall not borrow; you shall reign over many nations, but they shall not reign over you."
- Deuteronomy 15:6
imagine reading that and then taking out a home equity loan
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Men could never understand how hot we need the shower to be
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