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“I would like to remain offline, but something always seems to pull me back.”

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It’s so hard to put into words, but Blitzwing would literally kill for two humans if they asked him. All they have to do is say the word and he’s going for it! Who are the humans you ask? 

uwu he’ll never tell. 

#[> OOC <] #the humans in question probably wouldn't want him to kill anybody #which isn't so fun- but hey the offer is always on the table #literally- he doesn't plan on changing his mind in the slightest

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I've REALLY been into Undertale and had a thought about Frisk figuring out how to be friends with Blitzwing.

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He don't know how it happened either. It just happened and now he has a little human on his shoulder.

That's it. That's my post ;u ;

#mobile tag thing. #frisk being friends with ANYONE is possible #even to a Cybertronian

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*beep*

frag im still tired

#[> THE MECHINE IS ON THE FRITZ (CRACK) <] #not dead #just haven't had motivation to be on this blog

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Some organics to Blitz are pretty cute

Emphasis on the some

#Blitzwing can say this #bc its very true

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wreck-n-rocker​:

Miko tilted her head curiously as his head began spinning again! Only for a completely NEW fave to appear. Much to her cackling delight. “Wait-, holy shit? HAH! I was only messin’ with yah but there’s ACTUALLY another guy in there??? I’m digging the visor look though.” She pulled out her cellphone and snapped a quick picture.

“SO adding this to my scrap book~.”

However she scoffed when he told her not to touch him, she hadn’t, it was only an earth saying. So she did what any rebellious teen would do when told NOT to do something.

She chose to cling to his offending digit, hanging off it like a child with monkey bars. “Hear of you? Who HASN’T? Big alien robots aren’t all that hush hush anymore my dude, Blitzwing? Cybertronian, a deception, call it what you want.” She snorted, swinging a little as she looked him over further. Even giving a slight tilt of her head and a dramatic “hmmmm.” As she thought.

“Can’t decide on which hole you crawled out of though. The wings say seeker, and Vosian, Like Screeches and cream! My Screamer anyways. But the lack of stiletto heels and the thicker build say Kaon. Maybe a mix of both?” She decided, giving her best ballpark guess with all the cybertronian lessons, and facts she’d been given over time. Wanting to show off.

“am I at least close?”

Oh primus. It seemed like no bot (or con for that matter) could keep themselves a secret against anyone. Honestly this whole situation of being found by lifeforms was starting to get embarrassing as time went on. A bit annoyed by Miko, he could’ve just flicked her away or let her fall off. However it seemed like he didn’t do either as Blitzwing just let her be. Mumbling to himself as the other glowed up in excitement.

At first, he had no idea on who she was referring to. But then immediately figured it to be Starscream. Only momentarily did he smile at the very fascinating name. Screeches and cream. He’ll have to remember that for when the seeker decides to talk to him.

"Only by inch you are.” Still has no clue how this human could know, but he simply ignored it and rolled along with this conversation. 

“Have to admit, you’re a lot braver than most I’ve been in contact with. Are you sure you’re a human?”

#wreck-n-rocker #this kid has to be smth #can't be human right??? O n O;

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fxrprxsperity​:

“Not to be too forward, but… what are you exactly?” A quick swoop near the other’s wings, to test the waters and see how sensitive they were to his presence, before retreating once more. Sebastian didn’t feel like he was in any danger from this being; their aura didn’t set off any alarm bells and if they had wanted to hurt him, they’d done it when he was unawares. Hmm.

He kept himself concealed and projected his voice to ensure they couldn’t pinpoint where he was, though. Throwing caution to the wind wasn’t on the table just yet, so he’ll wait for the situation to develop some more and go from there.

“I’d like to ask the same thing about you.” He replied. Relaxing his frame as his wing began to move ever so gently. Still taking the calm approach, the cool expression from the Cybertronian remained. Admittedly it was getting hard to track the other. Though he now hoped to make a compromise here. 

“How’s this. You show me what you are and I tell you my designation and what I am?” 

#fxrprxsperity

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I love the irony, Blitzwing is like,,, "My Megatron would NEVER" meanwhile his Megatron is in a lab with Sumdac lounging in his decapitated palm as he tinkers

> >; 

Y’all remember the slight fear in his voice tho? I do. Like imagine waking up and your body is gone and all that’s left is your head and hand that someone is sitting on. Fucking horrifying. AND NOT TO MENTION SOMEONE IS USING YOUR PARTS!!!

I’d be horrified and pissed.

#[> ANSWER TRUTHFULLY NOW! (ANSWERED) <] #[> OOC <] #I don't know about u #but if i'd probably hate organics and want to (A.) kill em #or (B.) get the fuck out of there however I can

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You know what would be cool? Blitzwing actually feeling bad and crying silently about it. 

But the real kicker is the tears. He cries energon (aka: blood)

(he’s not supposed to, but he can and it hurts)

#[> OOC <] #;u ; #watching sad cartoons was really a bad idea tonight

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The teen just perked up all the more at his reaction. Unbothered by the classic deception choice to just toss all earthlings together as the "humans" category. Oh well, she'd been called worse.

However she WAS momentarily taken aback when the triplechanger switched face plates. Choosing to just roll with the punches at the siren shift from cold, cheerful. Flying through the sky, tearing over the ground and anything that gets in your way, it was all good in the destructive teen's opinion.

"GNARLY!!! Looks like military gear ain't the only think you got more then one of! Knock knock, anyone else in there?" Rage is certainly impressive, she'd never seen any other cybertronian with such an ability.

"My name, designation, whatever is Miko! What's your's?"

The motion of his servo was quick, but there was some sense in being slow and delicate as he so gently poked the hu-, Miko away from his frame. Some sense of irritation was there as another face approached. This one red hot with a visor covering his optics. 

“Don’t touch me.” He commented harshly, with a slight wrinkle on his lip.

“You can call be Blitzwing and nothing else!” He could already process that this human was quite the brave one. Which for right now? Was a lot better than having a human scream bloody murder at the sight of him. Gets boring to hear that after a while. 

“I take it you have heard of my kind?”

#wreck-n-rocker

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“The one thing I will say about Megatron is that he will not allow any of his mech to be captured and tested on by humans. I wonder in the grand multiverse other versions of Megatron would do the same...”

Blitzwing, buddy, they do not. 

#[> I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES HERE; THIS IS ME (IC) <] #*looks directly at TFP Megatron* Dumb ass bitch

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hannah-the-small​:

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As soon as Hannah spotted him her eyes were wide, not in fear but in awe. There were noticeable differences between her and her father; Hannah’s hair was a shade of brown while her father’s was blond. And as a child she was considerably shorter.

“You really are super tall! Hi there mister!” Hannah greeted, waving from her father’s side. A small smile on his face James greeted Blitzwing with a little wave of his own. “Morning… uh… this is Hannah, my daughter I mentioned. I… think in cybertronian you’d call her a sparkling?”

Sort of an unexpected reaction from the triple changer, as in this moment he began to smile over to the two. Now presenting the tooth gap he had with this particular face.

It wasn’t too long before Blitzwing waved back to James. Looking more calm than he did a minute ago. Which was nice.

“We certainly would, but I must admit your little sparkling is so cute.” He really wasn’t trying to hide his joy here. More than anything he liked this little moment.

“And I appreciate the compliment, Hannah.” Usually with this face he would be aggressive and loud, however for this single instance he was relaxed. Having no need to be so harsh. 

#hannah-the-small #AAAAAAAAAA BABY! #and HH staying here being nice and calm uwu #so good

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I did sketch this out. And yes, I love it

#mobile tag thing.

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hannah-the-small​:

“Acid rain? Damn, that must cause problems. In some parts the rain can be a little acidic but nothing strong enough to melt through metal or anything like that.” James commented, “Cybertronians really are built to last aren’t they, humans only reach 100 years old if they’re lucky.”

“Such short lifespans you organics have.” Blitzwing really never thought about the mortality of other life as he had no need to. And he still doesn’t, yet to some degree it did make him fascinated on how life could operate at such short timeframes for humans. 

"To us, those years are like metacycl- er... months? My apologies, we also have different dialect for certain words and phrases as well. Some I have forgotten as I have stayed on this planet and absorb your own way of speaking.”

#hannah-the-small

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Was this a terrible idea? Probably. But Hannah wanted to meet the 'bad robot' from the news who her father met and got along with. So pulling him along by his hand Hannah excitedly watched the rooftops from the street, hoping to catch a glimpse of red.

Oh dear sparks from above.

He’s very happy to be out in solitude once again. For what it’s worth, Blitzwing was so close to knocking Lugnut out from a little chat they had not too long ago. Which was a real shame as for once they were having a calm conversation that had little to do with Megatron. It all didn’t matter though. His face remained to show the hot tempered Cybertronian. However he was gradually getting a bit calmer as he wondered around the area he landed in. Mumbling to himself as he processed what transpired earlier.

This sense of calmness did soon cease as when he turned his helm to look at the buildings next to him he saw a familiar face. And... someone new?

“...Uhm...” Scrap. Thank goodness he didn’t use his common speech. Because he was really saying some bad stuff.

“Hello there...” Blitzwing really didn’t know what else to say, but was at least grateful this was a familiar face he was seeing. 

#hannah-the-small #[> ANSWER TRUTHFULLY NOW! (ANSWERED) <] #[> I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES HERE; THIS IS ME (IC) <] #> >;;

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@wreck-n-rocker I would personally like to thank you for saying Miko could kick his ass. People seem to forget Miko HAS CONFIRMED killed before (tfp Hardshell) and she's not above doing it again (my Miko was also given back the apex armor so 👀)

THIS IS ALL FACTS I’M PUTTING OUT HERE. MIKO IS JUST AS CAPABLE AND I WILL NOT DENY THAT! IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND RESPECT MIKO! NO SLANDER HERE BECAUSE THIS GIRL CAN ABSOLUTELY KILL

SHE AIN’T AFRAID OF NOTHING

Sorry for yelling, I’m just real passionate about this. I’m sure Blitzwing would be thrilled to know humans have guts and a fighting spirit! Like a full organic

#wreck-n-rocker #[> OOC <] #She a special one that Miko uwu

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.....does Blitzwing have a type? 👀

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Here’s the list:

Smart, sassy, calm, and short

However he does like big bots too! Thick bots can be real good and does love the variety. 

(I do say bots, but I mean... He’s sorta curious about other types of lifeforms *coughs* humans *coughs*) 

#[> ANSWER TRUTHFULLY NOW! (ANSWERED) <] #[> OOC <] #either have bots as small as Bumblebee or as big as Megatron #but man #he is curious about a lot of things