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This apartment doesn't have a microwave and I hate it. What do you mean it takes 30 minutes to cook a pot pie in the oven??

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BREACH THE IMMEASURABLE CHASM MASTERLIST ✦ . 　⁺ VIL SCHOENHEIT EVENTUAL NSFW

Vil Schoenheit and second place aren't supposed to be a thing. He's supposed to be the very embodiment of perfection, so why the hell is someone else's name usurping his crown on the Potions leader board? In which our starring actor cannot quench the flames of academic rivalry and resentment that consume him, nor can he fathom the enigma that you are. gn! scientist! reader warnings: contains nsfw but only later, angst with a happy ending, spoilers for book five, canon-compliant violence ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE PIECES OF WRITING!! wc: 23.3k

TWISTED WONDERLAND MASTERLIST

MASTERLIST ・゜・NAVIGATION

act I: flourish

act II: wither

act III: passion NSFW

act IV: decay NSFW

hope y'all enjoy <3

honestly vil does get a lot of love but more from a beauty/acting standpoint and never usually from the scientific/brains side which I do think is a shame

#vil schoenheit #vil x reader #twst

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[ image ID: a pastel red userbox with a red border and red text that reads "this user wants to bite things a lot". to the left is two rows of red teeth. End ID ]

Free to use userbox! No credit needed but would appreciate a like or reblog.

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#parallel play is literal THE BEST #love quietly doing my own thing but in the presence of my friends

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I would go grocery shopping with you. We could be the most normal people at the Walmart

mutuals i would go grocery shopping with

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it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world

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#Spotify

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🐾i want to be wild and feel the ground beneath my paws… tbh

image sources: pinterest.

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you ever catch yourself feeling happy and try to calm down because that's very suspicious, like something awful will surely happen now

#ALL THE TIME

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My hunter, my poison apple, and my potato Prefect

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Synanthrope

A gift for foxbrained [Ink, Color Pencil, Correction Fluid on repurposed, thrifted canvas]

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Some posts I made on Instagram that I haven’t yet shared on Tumblr, so here they are!

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My cat: *meow*

Me: *meows back*

My cat: *increasingly distressed meow*

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Need someone to lay on me like a weighted blanket

#posting while half asleep