WHY IS VOLO WHIMPERING AUDIO FROM POKEMAS FLOODING MY FEED AWAY WITH YOU
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holy shit
Arven + “Adoptive” Dad Peony Headcanons
i think arven deserves some fun son-dad time with the most dad of all characters, ✧peony✧
♡ Peony tried to enroll with Peonia in the Academy because he heard about how fun the annual Treasure Hunt was
♡ Unfortunately, she once again decided to dip and instead hang out with her buddies to make their own adventures in Paldea
♡ Peony, in normal Peony behavior, decides to go anyway? Why not, right? There are plenty meemaw and peepaw students around too. Besides, the Director and teaching staff seem nice
♡ Instead of making a sandwich for his Home Ec project, he makes some curry because he was feeling a little homesick and his pokémon were craving some
♡ Cue Arven who looks at him with sparkles in his eyes. The young man is not at all subtle with the glances he throws at the delicious smelling food.
♡ Peony happily serves him a bowl, and Arven splits his sandwich in half. Both are in bliss with the yummy food.
♡ “That was ultra-mega tasty, son!”
♡ “S-son?!” arven(dot)exe has stopped working
♡ Obviously, Professor Saguaro is impressed with Peony’s work but gently reminds him the project was a sandwich. It’s all good though. He can always do it again.
♡ Arven regains his bearings, and volunteers to assist Peony. Being one of Professor Saguaro’s best students makes it easier.
♡ Peony thanks him, and they agree to spend next lunch period together to discuss recipes.
♡ Arven tries very hard for Peony’s sake. He seeks out other students’ advice to increase Meal Powers.
♡ The hard work pays off, and soon enough they have a master tier sandwich. Both Arven and Peony do so well that Saguaro even requests that they spare some extras for the rest of the class to try.
♡ Their food becomes such a comfort food for the class, that even the staff and Clavell have been known to linger outside the Home Ec room.
♡ Every time Peony kindly asks him to chop up some veggies, or to boil some eggs, Arven’s inner child weeps with happiness. This is the kind of thing he always wanted to do with his parents.
♡ He watches Peony take the bulk of the work. When he’d been assigned other partners before, he preferred to do the work all on his own, but now, Arven is content to assist.
♡ Peony likes to talk. A lot. Most of it consists of theories on legendary pokémon, but sometimes Arven gets a glimpse of Peony’s life before and outside the Academy.
♡ Sometimes, Arven finds himself wishing he had the father Peonia was blessed with
♡ Peony, with the sweet and bubbly disposition he has, hands Arven another of his custom made clothes. Arven is fighting off tears as he holds the cheery orange jacket in his hands.
♡ “You have my ultra-mega thanks.”
♡ “This is too much.”
♡ “Nonsense! A young man deserves a good, comfy jacket. What with the Treasure Hunt coming up.”
♡ The mention of the upcoming Treasure Hunt reminds Arven of the question he’d been meaning to ask all semester.
♡ Peony beats him to the punch.
♡ “Hope you don’t mind matching with this old man!” Peony is proudly donning his own orange jacket. Arven is choking back tears at this point. “I already plotted out our Adven-Tour!”
♡ “Thanks, Peony.”
♡ “No thanks necessary, son.”
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i have four drafts at at least 1k words each but i dont have the attention span to finish any of them do you see my problem here
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it’s so hard to be a parent*
*the eldest daughter
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Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.
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literally every plot point of ace attorney before a deus ex machina commences and a spirit (usually mia fey) is summoned from the dead
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