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greg lifting nick out of the watermelons

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the only acceptable use for chat gpt is whatever the fuck dougdoug is doing

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taskmaster contestants ask you things

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The bizly character formula is thus: First of all a past that they drag around with them like stones on their feet, a burden that is so impactful on them that it's also an intrinsic part of them, inseparable from who they are. second of all abandonment issues, or familial issues. then you make them at least a bit of an asshole, if not outright morally....questionable. AND you gotta throw in at least a little bit of soul crushing guilt over something or other at some point. generally they are also greasy little pathetic bastards who always end up being at least a little bit queer. I am right.

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god gives his toughest battles (obsessions with uk men) to his strongest soldiers (lesbian teenagers)

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"You can't actually see my face at that point, but I was crying. I was actually crying."

— Nick Mohammed on TASKMASTER 17x05

#awww nooo #🤏🤏🤏

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MUEHEHEHE

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😮LGBT-

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Coraline guapoduo AU

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Little Nightmares Guapoduo AU :D

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Since I moved my other video to Tumblr I figured I might as well to do the same to this one. I posted this to Tiktok back in September but ofc this audio got copyrighted too.

UMG, when I catch you UMG

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mas guapoverse 😈

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shilo is just such a fucking compelling character because hes NOT a good person but no one including him seems to really recognize that. like he always gets what he wants. he has no real understanding of the value of a life that's not his own; he dominates people with reckless abandon, he has other people get him blood, and yes he was stifled all his life but he was still a prince. so when faced with the reality of his sins and faults, i mean . of course he's not going to want to acknowledge that. and so he doesn't. because he always gets what he wants. and i'd imagine it's especially hard because he doesn't know whether all the bad things he's done have been choices he's made or if it's just in his nature to manipulate and control everyone he meets. i mean it's a scary question. which one is worse? he tore out his own eye without hesitation and it just fits maddeningly well with the willful ignorance he's displayed from the beginning. it's just so much easier to be able to look away. so far he hasn't had to face any consequences. i think his story has always been and will always be a tragedy

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Pepito and his other Stepfather :P

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people always say that charlie slimecicle makes the pathetic jrwi characters but theyre WRONG. nobody makes a pathetic man like bizly does

rand lives in his moms attic. rand could not get bitches if god intervened. rand's only strength is being a little bit faster, sometimes, only for the first two episodes. rand copes with the horrors only through copious amounts of weed.

chip is a pirate who doesn't know the parts of a pirate ship. chip canonically smells like a wet dog. chip could not get bitches if the gods intervened. chip does not cope with the horrors.

thanatos is. an exception.

#shilo also fits in here perfectly