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Fair fair. Then what would you do if I gave you a potato and a can of liquid ass spray? What are your evil thoughts?

Well now that is different. Honestly, I would probably break the Geneva conventions with my actions. Pretty sure I would start or end wars. I wouldn't just prank my brothers, no, I would use this to make ass bombs and hide them in some of the favorite places of our enemies. I would ruin cars, I would make their lives hell. Enough of that stuff and people will hurl. I would commit war crimes.

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What would you do if you weren’t able to give your brothers shit for a month straight?

At this point in my life, I would survive just fine. We don't live together anymore, and it can be a while in between visits. I mean it wouldn't be easy if I was around em a lot, but I think I could manage.

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Simple. It was the funniest option with the least amount of serious consequences. Would ya prefer I yeeted Mikey into the void. Uh, maybe don't answer that where he can hear.

What would you do if it turned out the flat earth people were (somehow, impossibly, enragingly) right?

I would take Don's favorite coffee mug and knock it off the edge.

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Ya actually believe the world could ever be flat nerd? But ya gotta admit, it would be pretty funny.

What would you do if it turned out the flat earth people were (somehow, impossibly, enragingly) right?

I would take Don's favorite coffee mug and knock it off the edge.

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What would you do if it turned out the flat earth people were (somehow, impossibly, enragingly) right?

I would take Don's favorite coffee mug and knock it off the edge.

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Flirt with my muse and see how they respond.

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What would you do if I stuffed Ari head first into a potato sack?

Am I gonna have to put the both of ya in a corner? I would be none too pleased. Y'all need to get along, or else.

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Could you imagine the look on Leo's face though? What would you do if I rolled myself up into a ball and started rolling around your floor?

I would be concerned. I ain't Don, but I know enough about human biology to know that rolling in a ball is not something most humans can do. Some can, real flexible ones, but it takes time and trainin, and rollin around has got ta be hard on the spine. So yeah I would assume ya's been replaced and it wouldn't be fun for ya.

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What would you do if I gave you a potato that was sprayed with liquid ass spray? Just chucked it into your room like a bomb?

I love ya Ari, I need ya ta know that. That bein said, I would make sure yer funeral would be tasteful and nice. It would be closed casket, but that's ok, we would make sure yer life was celebrated.

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What would you think the most unsettling place would be to find googly eyes?

Somewhere on my body and I didn't put them there. It means someone got close enough ta me ta touch me and I did not notice. That would unsettle the fuck outta me.

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I love blot. And yes, I have had birds before. They just never shat on my head 🤣

What would you do if I found a ninja turtle for classy and dressed him up as Leonardo?

We would have to have a serious conversation about your mental health. As hilarious as a Leo roach would be, something about that is a little unsettling. Though I wouldn't stop you, because at the end of the day it could be fun. I mean get some potatos and I could do some shorts to put online, just some stop motion animation.

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so much time has passed since we were kids,

so many things have changed,

but it's still the same. isn't it?

There is an accidental trend in my tmnt fanart. Its almost as if... many of my fondest childhood memories were spent playing games with my siblings. The rise & 03 ones have been posted before, I just wanted them all together.

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You big bully. You can't keep me from knives! What would you do if Blot pooped on your head?

You have never owned a bird have you? One of the things you have to accept with having a bird for a companion is that everything you have ever loved will eventually be shat upon. Even with flight suits, they can't wear them for long.

Blot is smart enough to have some control and has areas he prefers, but yes, it isn't a what if for me. Blot has crapped on my head and shoulders more than once.

This is the face of a bird with no shame.

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What would you do if all food was bubblegum flavored but smelled of buttered popcorn?

I would be convinced I was having a stroke. If I am honest, I am not a fan of bubblegum flavor. Though buttered popcorn is a great smell. SO yeah, I would probably lose weight because everything tasting like bubblegum is gonna ruin a lot of foods.

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What would you do if I gave you a potato?

I would multiply that potato into dozens of potatoes, I would glue on some googly eyes and maybe some outfits. Then I would stage them all over Leo's room and his kitchen and just everywhere. Some hidden, some in plain view.

Honestly if my brother doesn't lose his mind he will hate us, and that is goals.

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But Raaaaaaaaph! I need to use knives! What would you do if someone toy napped a certain stuffed insect?

Nope, no more knives for you, you can't be responsible about it. Don't worry, I am strong enough to keep Classy safe.

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RAPH! *Limps in very quickly for hugs* so, what would you do if I dropped a steak knife point first on my foot?

Why do I get the feelin, that this is based on some real life events. Vicky, ya gotta be more careful. As fer what I would do. I would help ya clean the wound, and if it looked like it needed more than I could do ta help I would get ya to the ER, but I am pretty set for supplies so I could probably treat it myself.

No more knives.