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I think it's so funny when someone says "this is probably tmi" bitch, I do not care. You can tell me the most unhinged shit unapologetically. I live for it, let's go.

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10,000 GIGAPOUND HEADBUTT ASSAULT

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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

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Telling the song “shut up” right before you skip it>>>>>

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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

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#I saw a picture of senshi and immediately knew I needed to watch it

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stop freaking out about getting old and start planning out what kind of old person you're gonna be

#I can’t wait to be someone’s favorite grandma #wether my kid has kids or just in the community #I had an amazing grandma and my mom is an amazing grandma so I might as well continue the line

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I love when I'm watching scifi and the doctors or scientists or whatever argue about each other's technobabble like No quantum beams won't work. You fool. You fucking idiot. As the audience I wasn't even gonna question it like damn my bad... I thought quantum beams might work

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today i opened my fridge and really looked at my grape juice for the first time

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*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

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me: ive still got an ace up my sleeve

my very small asexual friend: please let me out

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we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.

#oh my god it’s been so bad??? #like???

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we need more women who are just fucking losers