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I love white collar. perfect show. sometimes a family is the one good hetero couple, their ex-con conman son/best friend, and a weird eccentric uncle

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seth would've loved neil's "you know, I get it" monologue

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i’ve been waiting 12 months to post this

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—touch

wasted by maya hornbacher // portrait of a lady on fire (2019) // maurice (1987) // francis forever by mitski // before sunrise (1995) // but i’m a cheerleader (1999) // little weirds by jenny slate // my first summer (2020) // god’s own country (2017) // fade into you by mazzy star

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i’ve been waiting 12 months to post this

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i really need more information about seth and allison and their story

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See you in the New Year.

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i love him sm

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hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

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i hate seth this, i hate seth that, can we talk about how his line "his[kevin's] life is not more important than mine just because he's more talented" absolutely SLAPPED

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"I WOULD COME FOR YOU AND IF I COULDN'T WALK I'D CRAWL FOR YOU" 🤝 "I HAVE TO GO I DON'T TRUST THEM TO GIVE YOU BACK"

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riko: you can’t hide forever

neil: try me

matt: yeah, try him

neil: my middle school classmates think my name is stefan

matt: yeah

neil: the only girl i kissed thinks my name is alex

matt: YEAH

neil: and my teammates think my name is neil josten

matt: OH YEAH

matt:

matt: wait what?

neil: don’t worry about it

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criminal minds should've had a Beach Episode where nothing bad happens and the entire team just gets to relax and have inconsequential fun

Garcia has a full setup-- huge blankets and an umbrella and pillows even. She's wearing the cutest dang sunglasses in the world, reading a fantasy romance book.

JJ sunbathes next to Reid, listening to him explain the engineering technicalities of building the perfect sandcastle.

Prentiss and Morgan have not-so-subtly disguised their cocktails in 7-Eleven Slurpee cups. Morgan talks her into frisbee and inevitably steps on Reid's sandcastle while trying to catch a throw.

Instead of apologizing, Morgan teases him about being around so many beautiful ladies and choosing to build a sandcastle.

Hotch, who's been sitting silently with his arms crossed staring into the ocean, puts on his Dad Voice and tells Morgan to be nice.

Rossi is gone. He started strolling down the shore and straight up disappeared. He will come back in an hour with insider knowledge on the best restaurant for dinner.

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if you like this and also hotch, you should check out my fic, In Case I'm Gone <3 <3 <3

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literally

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To this day I cannot believe that Neil after getting tortured came back and Andrew...

sweet, sweet Andrew thought- "Fuck it I wanna suck his dick while he's showering"