feeling nostalgic for fandom meta. Yeah incorrect quotes and memes are cool but have you tried an in depth psychological analysis of your fave with supporting evidence and quotes from their source material? Have you used tumblr’s unique format to your full advantage to ramble on and on about the tropes that they address and subvert and how their arc changes and develops? Have you ever sat down with a spreadsheet to get real autistic about all of their canon iterations and compared it to fanon portrayals?
My ideal murderbot tv series would need 5 screens to watch. I want 7 different inputs playing at all times. You only see murderbot in reflections of its own video feed. I want Sanctuary Moon playing in the background 60% of the time there's always a performance reliability measure in the corner. There's 30 input feeds from its bots. Yeah murderbot is talking to Ratthi but also a really juicy part of Sanctuary moon is playing at the same time.
kal 'sergent who pushes generals around' skirata meets granny 'witches dont have leaders, but the leader they dont have is her' weatherwax???
100% kal would understand exactly what granny is doing with Headology, they are both incredibly charismatic people in a weird, aggressive way
they both strongly dislike Rich Bastards/City Folk
they have a very specific corner of their world that is THEIRS. theirs, damn it all, and they will care for and love it, they will do anything for the people in it, and they dont much care what happens to the rest of the world/galaxy
I CAN ALSO GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT THE KAL/VIMES SIMILARITIES!!!!!
this is the crackest crack to ever crack but i wanna see kal skirata and granny weatherwax
-he's aroace (the highest honor i can bestow, and the note about arla isn't real to me) just based off vibes really
-we know he can do psychometry based off his examination of the bomb site in triple zero, and im kind of obsessed with that fact that he can read force echos
-dyslexic. this is utter hell for him because the mando'a alphabet is ALREADY BAD ENOUGH
-IGNORING canon, i think that after the events of 501st, when everyone is safe and happy god dammit he should become an amorer! he's great at building stuff, he has a scientific mind, but is also mystical/spiritual and extremely interested in mandalorian culture. plus i headcanon that armorers are kind of like mandalore's therapists and he'd be really good at that
-him and etain knew each other pretty well as padawans and theyre like siblings to me
-he doesnt really like sweet things, and all his brothers think he's completely crazy for adding milk and NO sugar at ALL to his caf
-after healing fi, his ability to heal is considerably lessened. he had ONE 'bring a man back from brain death' in him and he did it so hard that that part of him is just sort of permanently strained
"I just wish they’d stop worrying about light and dark, and learn the difference between right and wrong instead."
-Bardan Jusik, Republic Commando: Order 66 (Karen Traviss)
bardan is honestly one of my favorite star wars characters, really second only to kal, he's just so special to me! i love his character arc, i love his whole vibe, i am at any given time mentally rotating him
Poking at an AU where Dooku, after leaving the Jedi but before he Falls, finds Ventress, who has fallen but is also like seventeen and emo.
I know she personally hunts him down for training in CW'03, but. I want this aging queen of a man to look at an angsty wet cat teenage assassin and go I Can Fix Her.
Former Jedi Current Rich Guy Dooku going pspspsps to the screaming girl in KISS makeup that's trying to lop his head off.
He just wants to acquire a daughter. A villainous, murderous daughter who won't get Weird about it like poor Komari did.
The only coffeeshop!au in my head is the one where the Clan Skirata are a criminal gang but they have a cozy little restaurant as a front. Everyone loves Ordo's various little pastries and cakes he makes between two assassination job.
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