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I hope I’m not too late with this!

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How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

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Loki, telling a joke: Knock knock

Thor: … come in?

Loki:

Loki: You know what you little shit

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Everyone: *dies*

Tony:

Everyone:

Stark: Wow that’s depressing, FRIDAY, play Another Bites the Dust

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Tony: Do you know what the question I’m asked most often is?

Rhodey: “Will you please leave the premesis?”

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Stephen: [Holding two photos] One is your room. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Peter:

Peter: That one’s the dump.

Tony: They’re both your room!

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Peter: I DO WHAT I WANT.

Tony: I’m calling May.

Peter: no wait

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Stephen: I can’t believe you forgot your phone.

Tony: Yeah. I hope Peter liked the shirt I got him yesterday. Oh, he called.

Friday: You have 17 new messages.

Tony: What?!

Friday: Message 1.

Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Ned can’t drive and I ran Shuri’s car into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.

Shuri: You still owe me for that.

Peter: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Cars are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?

Ned: [Snoring]

Peter: Ned, you’re up! Talk to you later, Mr. Stark!

Friday: End of Message.

Tony: I’m not listening to all of these.

[skips to the last message]

Friday: Message 17.

Peter: Oh my god, is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car?!

MJ: It’s Flash, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!

Shuri: Peter, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?

Peter: Shuri, shut up! Mr. Stark, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Mr. Stark, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, Mr. Stark!

MJ: Peter, eyes on the road!

Ned: TRUCK!

All: [Screaming]

Friday: End of message.

Tony and Stephen: [stare at the phone in horror]

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Tony: [holding his breath]

Stephen, timing: 4 minutes!

Tony: [exhales] The trick is not caring if you live or die.

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Stephen: So, how did the day go?

Tony: Peter wanted to eat ice cream for breakfast and when I told him he couldn’t he said I wasn’t his best friend anymore. So we made a compromise.

Stephen: Which was?

Tony: He’s on his second bowl of ice cream and I’m now his best friend in the whole universe.

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me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:

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May: Tell me everything you learned at school today!

Peter: Learned about space.

May: Your class learned about space?

Peter: I learned about space.

Peter: I don’t know what everybody else was doing.