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How is it that sometimes Lee Pace can look like the absolute definition of a generic white boy like you've seen guys in the supermarket that look like him and then other times he looks like the magical offspring of the fey and giants and the last mortal with a trace of faery blood... Someone explain this. Because I'm talking about Lee here not even the difference he can evoke in roles like between Ned the Piemaker and Thranduil the Elvenking I'm talking pictures of Lee that hit so dramatically differently that they give you whiplash

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Spot the difference....

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the real reason why we didn't have the glorious 6'5" bisexual daddy king lee pace as will graham is due to the fact that it would have been too slutty. having such a beautiful man with so much sex appeal would have made hannibal a straight up porno and they couldn't have that on primetime television

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......... i can't say ANYTHING THEY'RE ALL OLDER THAN MY ANCESTORS

Is it still daddy issues if the guys I like are younger than my dad. Yes, they are older than me by 20+ years but it’s STILL YOUNGER than my dad. So I technically don’t have daddy issues.

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I am seen.

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⤐ a son is a mirror in which the father sees himself

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What most elves thinks it’s like talking to the trees:

Silvan: mighty oak tree, is there some trouble of which you would like to warn us?

Tree: no, my kind silvan. There is no darkness of which that can cause you harm.

What a silvan talking to a tree is actually like:

Legolas, cackling, landing on a tree branch: babe, you’ll never believe what happened!

Tree, lighting up and shaking their leaves: Legolas, my good bitch! I got news!

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I will ignore the type

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I find it fascinating that they let Legolas go on the journey, because speaking in terms of politics, letting the only known Prince of Mirkwood go on a life-threatening journey to Mordor, presumably, without letting the king of Mirkwood know, is batshit insane.

Random elf: my Lord, are we sure about this?

Elrond: Yup. Because if he does die and the mission fails, Thranduil will kill us faster than Sauron will.

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Legolas : *heart broken because of Tauriel*

Thranduil : next time you feel butterflies in your stomach, chug a bottle of tequila and drown those motherfuckes. It's not worth your peace

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Aragorn: Legolas! We have a very serious marriage problem!!

Legolas: But... We are not married?!?

Aragorn: And that's the serious problem that needs to be fixed NOW.

Legolas: ...

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Thranduil on screen and off screen.

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“One hundred years is a mere blink in the life of an elf! I am patient. I can wait.”

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Okay but Lee 100% had it in him to play picnicking frolicsome Elvenking of the Hobbit books while also being brooding emotionally complex Thranduil of the films and I just generally feel robbed of giggly drunk Thranduil being a thing in the films

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Oh jeez this says a lot, ya'll I promise I'm not evil 😭😭😭😭🙏

LAWD 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

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