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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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i went to a friends birthday party and we had an all black theme so i did doodles of outfits to give myself an idea of what i was gonna wear

ignore the fact that i stand like an npc and how ass my camera looks

#guys guys look how cool my boyfriend is

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look at this SPECIMEN

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the beautiful original post by @garaks-padded-bra can be found here, with additions from @acrowbyanyothername, @starfleetshrimps, @imhaley, @ronzyponyo, @funnywormz, @deepestturtlepielover, @willowandthesagaofgayyearning, @summer-azure, and @spacetronomyfan

(as always, omagpies stuff drops on Patreon @/magpiecrown one month in advance, and there’s already a hefty backlog awaiting everyone 💗)

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Hey, friends with poor memory. This is a sign to go ahead and learn anything you want, even if you're afraid you're going to forget it all. Read Wikipedia articles, watch documentaries, take free classes, and delve deep into books and lore. Maybe I'm the only one who has this fear, maybe not. But learning for pleasure is just as much--if not moreso-- about the joy of the experience as it is about memorization.

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...

#mecore #warrior cats

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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WHERE is todayborday

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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

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No one cares about being horny on main anymore. To really make an impact you have to be horny on a gimmick side blog.

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got told today in the middle of my shift that I'm getting kicked out for smoking weed. guess I'd better start getting rid of shit so i can fit my life in my car and go elsewhere

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fucking losing it over this thumbnail

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#usually 3 never less than 2