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no pressure but ummm will the butches of tumblr be lucky enough to get another audio? inquiring minds need to know

for all the handsome butches out there 💖💕🩷

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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

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It *is* a problem that charismatic species are often focused on for conservation at the expense of less charismatic but important species, but threatened species that are the subject of a lot of public outreach and education are also typically strategically selected.

I suspect that monarch butterflies are an example of this. Milkweed is a highly valuable plant for pollinators and a host plant for like. 400+ insect species. Getting people to plant it to save monarchs is funny because you're essentially finessing people into saving a ton of other insects that they wouldn't ordinarily care about

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ok listen you've all gotta stop with the "39 year old milf who doesn't know what pokemon is" memes I am 39 and I put like 1000 hours into Pokemon Red when that shit first came out. us 39 year old milfs are in the exact demographic for this come on. rethink your milf fantasy. break out of the box. a 39 year old milf isn't saying "what is charmander" she is telling you in great detail about the team she beat the elite four with.

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Sick of inhuman characters seeking humanity. Sick of them having humanity extended to them and being expected to gratefully accept it. Sick of being denied humanity by the whole world and then finally told that I am human and expected to cry tears of joy.

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in the club straight up squandering it. and by it i mean. my potentioal

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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

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Your art is relatable and comfy.

she will tear you apart

(she/they)

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The frequency with which I literally cry myself to sleep is becoming worrying.

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two sheep. standing still

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asking if she wants to frot and getting embarassed because when you see hers against yours you realise how small and pathetic you are...

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It just occurred to me that I have no idea how to organize my Pokemon smash or pass in a way that I could reasonably post to Tumblr. Anyone got any advice? Or are we just saying fuck it and making the world's longest post?

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The people have spoken!

#pokemon #monster fucker #trans nsft

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the trans girl estrogenized puffy nips are some of the hottest things to ever fucking exist and you will never convince me otherwise

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i love the word snuffbait. like you're begging me to kill you just by existing lol

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In the beginning. Straight up "creatig it" and by "it" I mean. well. let's just say... heabven and the earth