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Saitama

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im cleaning out followers now, see you in a litle while! when i'm done i'll post a new starter call and interest checker directory since this blog now features more characters than saitama!!

like this post if you want to stay mutuals, i will be softblocking and cleaning out inactive moots / ppl no longer interested in writing!

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you’ve got me running, you’ve got me searching

#⌠ caped baldy ⌡ saitama #⌠ demon cyborg ⌡ genos #opm spoilers

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If I only could…

#⌠ and they were room mates... ⌡ saigenos #⌠ demon cyborg ⌡ genos #⌠ caped baldy ⌡ saitama #this and the other art piece. need them on my blog ASAP!!!!!! #opm spoilers

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@hopefromadoomedtimeline

Saitama knows there's essentially an ongoing apocalypse. He's all too aware of it, even-- but he simply tries to ignore it most of the time. Live as normal a life as he can, and try to help civilians on occasion. Honestly, though, even when he tries, he gets so much backlash that being a hero becomes less and less appealing day by day. Still, he's not a hero or working with the association for fame or glory; he really does want to make a change for the better, and that's all that even matters to him anymore.

... Still, he's accused of being a fraud. And as it's something that happens so often, he's given up protesting it. If what it takes to appreciate the job other heroes do is thinking he's a fraud, well at least he's serving a purpose, and it's not for nothing that he's disrespected and treated like dirt ...

But, with that reputation comes wide-scale rumors about him -- rumors that no doubt spread around to even the monsters that call themselves the androids. Now, Saitama doesn't know their entire deal by any means, but he knows that Genos doesn't feel too kindly towards them. And if he doesn't feel too kindly, then they must be pretty bad. Sure, they're terrorizing most people's lives as they know it, and Saitama's taken down quite a few of them and protected many civilians from them.. but he never really goes out of his way to hunt them down otherwise.

Even so, the androids know of him, though. Specifically, it seems they finally caught on to his strength and they really want him on their side. At first, they'd thought he was a joke, just like everyone else but Genos seemed to ... but now that they've actually gathered some data on him, it seems their targets are set on studying him. He's not exactly open to the idea of being studied for such a cause, not even if he was paid to do it though. Without fail, every time they'd try to attack him or capture him, he'd completely decimated them, and yet their attempts to capture him have never let up.

Today was no exception.

Saitama was hoping for even one day where he'd get to chill, picking at his expensive salmon and rice lunch as he sat on a park bench. Nobody else seemed to be in this park, though he could hear a little bit of a ruckus in the distance.

' Well. Nothing the other pro heroes can't handle. I'm just gonna eat, then .. check out that sale I heard about, or something.. '

Continuing to slowly pick away at his lunch treat, he completely ignored the android that was stalking closer to him until it was right in his face. Towering over him, with a cocky smirk and taunting words that went in one ear and right out the other, it'd expected to catch Saitama's attention in any significant way. However, when it was simply ignored, the caped hero's attention turning literally anywhere else to try and avoid a confrontation ... That baffled and agitated it.

Spewing more threats which were as good as useless to Saitama, the only even slight acknowledgement he gave the android was cutting it off mid-sentence, unreadable expression tinged with annoyance.

“ Dude. You're way too close to me. Move. ”

That's as much warning as this guy's gonna get. If he doesn't comply, Saitama's probably gonna punch the guy... But to a bystander, the situation probably looks way more dicey! Even though the android is gearing up, ready to blow away Saitama with everything he has, it doesn't look like he's got a care in the world... Does he have a death wish?

.... Yeah, kinda. But it's not like it could ever be fulfilled anyways.

#⌠ caped baldy ⌡ saitama #⌠ v; crossover ⌡ #I HOPE THIS IS GOOD !!

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#⌠ terrible tornado ⌡ tatsumaki #⌠ demon cyborg ⌡ genos #⌠ caped baldy ⌡ saitama #really good art

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starter call! who wants a tama?

#starter call; mutuals only #also unrelated but what if i established saitama andking as having a strange situationship that ends with them becoming best friend exies? #i think it would be very funny. and fitting

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why are my two favorite tropes “seemingly powerful and dominating guy turns out to be kind of pathetic” and “silly goofball of a man turns out to be terrifyingly powerful”

#y. yeah. #⌠ caped baldy ⌡ saitama

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the very fact that Saitama tended to hang around S-class heroes wasn't a fact that went unnoticed by many people. well, truthfully -- if anything, it was the S-class heroes who kept hovering around him for some reason, not the other way around. saitama was NOT a fan of too many people crowding him, or so many eyes being on him -- but after all he's done, and after the deep sea king incident, his name had become infamously known. or, his hero name did, anyways -- caped baldy, the guy who always swooped in to steal others' credit. caped baldy, the asshole who destroyed a town by shattering an otherwise deadly meteor that would have leveled the city. caped baldy, the guy who climbed from the lowest c-rank to rank A-32 within just a few months.

such progress was unheard of. what's more, everyone was always critical of the fact that all those S-class top-of-the-line fighters tended to hang around him. especially with Genos, who was always at his side through just about everything. at least, if anyone truly knew his strength, it would be him; despite any heckling, or the weary sighs that being crowded by fangirls just for the demon cyborg himself would bring, he was always there for him. brushing off others, choosing to spend time with him anyways -- it was nice, just to go back to shopping as usual, and feel so assured that someone did genuinely care.

and y'know, most days, shrugging off any other weird stares he got was easy -- even if he felt rather uncomfortable, he knew how to suck it up and just muffle the feeling. but when he kept feeling eyes on him, a gut feeling of being followed and watched with nobody initially in sight. the feeling only really intensified as more S-class joined him on his walk with Genos -- first Flashy Flash, then the B-class Fubuki, now King, and even Bang were trying to clamor for his attention. All he could do was try to shuffle forward faster, brushing off any requests for another hotpot night together, or talks of being Flashy Flash's disciple. he wanted none of it! and to top it all off, he still felt an additional pair of eyes on him -- head whipping around, teeth grit as he tried to quicken his pace and lose them, he suddenly stopped short when he noticed a particular man approaching him.

man. he does NOT have the energy to deal with this today.

so, far ruder and more blunt than you'd expect of someone who is supposed to be a hero, he gives a very disinterested, disgusted look the man's way.

... but, then, after a moment, it hits him. maybe the guy is here for the others? why else would he just walk right up to him? trying to sidestep, he lets loose an exasperated sigh. he's totally and blatantly bullshitting, not sounding the least bit convincing with his flat voice as he talks his way out of the situation.

"oh nooo. looks like someone wants all your autographs. well, that's ok. maybe we can catch up later. i'm going on ahead."

.. and now, he's trying to unceremoniously excuse himself, trying his best to skedaddle before he got caught up with them any longer. he never thought he'd catch himself thinking this, but thank god all the others were around. now to pretend he doesn't hear the gaggle of heroes calling out for him, and just keeeep on granny power-walkin away -- !

@spydcddy gets a starter!

#⌠ caped baldy ⌡ saitama

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NEW TAG DUMP PT. 1

#⌠ and they were room mates... ⌡ saigenos #⌠ caped baldy ⌡ saitama #⌠ demon cyborg ⌡ genos #⌠ terrible tornado ⌡ tatsumaki #⌠ blizzard of hell ⌡ fubuki #⌠ piano prodigy ⌡ zenko #⌠ hero hunter ⌡ garou #⌠ ooc ⌡ aj speaks #⌠ ooc ⌡ delete l8r #⌠ ooc ⌡ study

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POV: You just got into One Punch Man and you wanna understand the main dynamic

#genos tag pending #i .. really need to redo tags #BUT PRETTY MUCH.

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(( btw, i will be repurposing this blog to be saitama centric, but feature some side muses! tatsumaki, fubuki, garou, and zenko are now going to be guest / additional muses to this blog bc i said so and i dont feel like managing a sideblog to this one ☝️ ))

#possibly more to come later tbh #was even kinda considering more.. #although they Will be iconless #this is just gonna be mostly. a one punch man multi now probably #<3

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REPURPOSED / OPEN STARTER! ALL MUTUALS CAN REPLY.

“..Y’know, you don’t have to keep staring at me like that. It’s not like I’m gonna hurt you or anything.” He says, slightly glancing upwards from his current position.

What IS his current position, you may ask?

Well, he’s simply sitting on the ground, hunched over his knees, staring at the ground. With a stick in hand, he continues to aimlessly draw in the dirt ( only once it becomes clear he's not really good at making ACTUAL art in such scorched earth anyways ) just in front of his boot. His failed attempts lay at his side, ignored; they look like a botched drawing of a familiar superhero, but he isn't exactly the GREATEST artist, so it's.. honestly kind of hard to make out exactly who it's supposed to be. It just looks vaguely familiar.

.. And were it not for the fact that he’d utterly decimated a monster attacking the city moments prior with a single punch, one would probably think nothing of this guy casually drawing in the dirt. But the fact remains that he did, and it's probably why you're staring, isn't it? Well, hey. Don't be a stranger; you can talk to him if you're curious enough!

#you know what? take an open #this is a repurposed old starter that never got answered to

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𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝: An indie cross-media ( animanga + hints of webcomic ) portrayal of saitama ( & a few other side characters, but primarily saitama ) from ONE PUNCH MAN, trained by AJ / Aiden ( he / him + 23 ). 18+ only; minors will be blocked.

note: this blog will likely be low activity, please bear with me. I may tend to be more active on my other blogs. If you wanna write with other muses of mine or just generally follow me, here's my blog roll!

@hecatombi​   //  @nosomatsu //  @cobraghost // @lenchi

𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐏 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 / 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐁 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔!

#pinned.

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........ guess who just remembered his login information!

#I'VE MISSED THIS BLOG SO DEARLY YALL. #HI. #saitama muse is back #i almost considered putting him on my multi but #honestly #i like his blog too much to do that #gonna be makin a pinnnned.

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villains4hire​:

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     Something primal inside was triggering her flight response… she had beaten this so called ‘S-class hero’ down like it was nothing. Then this… thing showed up. Just who was this guy? It was clear she had kept herself hidden, preferring to take to the shadows though this idiot before had tracked one of her nests down. But this man… what was that aura she felt with her probing mindscape. It was terrifying, yet its emotions contrasted outwardly in that alien mental state, that grin showing her all too curious nonetheless, “….You’re different, aren’t you? I have seen many humans… you are human, right? As I’ve seen nothing like you? Though I think I would be willing to barter with you rather than fight for now.”

Y’know, if there’d been ANY monster attack of any kind ... well, Saitama certainly hadn’t been alerted to it. Even if he was, he figured other heroes would be on the scene; if things got really bad, they always called him directly, but Genos was a good second step below him. As was Tatsumaki, if things got that bad -- although, he does know that trying to call her in for a job usually ends in anger and disaster. Too many people fear her to call her in often; they just.. let her do what she wants.

And in any case, he has more important things to worry about. Like getting these groceries home, because he was running late for dinner. Genos would be waiting, he’s sure of it, and .. well, he’s only a little ashamed to admit he’d been distracted by the huge selection of gum at the market. Walking home, though, he hadn’t realized he’s going through the direct path of the monster of the week ... chewing his bubble gum, not a care in the world. Until, of course, he's interrupted by a ... winged rat? He pauses, staring in confusion when it starts talking to him. This monster is a little too gaudy and flashy for his taste, squinting as he takes in all the details of her appearance. He's zoning out of everything that she's saying, too. Probably not the best idea, but hey, this IS Saitama we're talking about.  He continued to zone out and try to make out details of her appearance until she brought up bartering. 

“A barter?” Okay, now he’s just staring at her like she'd gone crazy. What could they even trade? He glances down to his groceries, then back to her; to his groceries again, and then he grows defensive. His whole appearance seems to change to something far more serious as he takes a step back, clutching his bags to his chest protectively.

“I'm not giving you any of my groceries, lady. I spent way too much of my paycheck on them to just... trade them away.”

#hi sorry i have. NO CONCEPT of time and i got obsessed w telltale joker #ALSO EFIWRHFW I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS #i love how he just ignores her are you human question. he's more concerned ab his groceries

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“... I don’t know if I’ll ever get the appeal of April Fools.”

#HII HAPPY APRIL FOOOOOOLS