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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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trainchomp · 16 days
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trainchomp · 21 days
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watching hermitcraft streams and hearing the voice of my Minecraft blorbos come out of real human people is Jarring
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trainchomp · 2 months
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same with saying "trigger warning!" and then,, not listing any triggers.
like a sign in the middle of a field that says caution! there might be landmines here!
I actually don’t mind that “dead dove” has become conversational shorthand for “fics with heavy themes where you REALLY need to pay attention to the warnings”. such is the nature of language. what i do mind is when people tag their actual fics with dead dove and then give no indication of what they’re actually warning about. that is useless. that helps no one. that is completely against the spirit of the meme. i will not be reading that
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I am not immune to the two-headed calf poem
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Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you
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OP of the original post turned off reblogs but as of 3 hours ago 3/3/24 Deux Face is still alive and doing well!! According to the farm's Facebook she is starting to try to stand and getting better at holding up her head. The farm has been very clear that they're going to care for her and do their best to meet her needs, they are not planning to sell her or show her off to the media. They also haven't mentioned any other noticeable deformities inside or out and have noted that both heads connect at the same throat, and she's lived for about 5.5 days at this point which is shockingly long for an animal with this level of deformities. Go Deux Face!
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trainchomp · 2 months
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keralis in episode 5:
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trainchomp · 2 months
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wanna write
blank google doc:
don't wanna write
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trainchomp · 2 months
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of course a ship loves it's anchor. a ship isn't 'held down' by it's anchor. without an anchor a ship would be adrift at sea, lost. the anchor grounds the ship.
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trainchomp · 2 months
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big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while
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forget grian as a bird, this is grian this season:
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Is there an origin behind Sugar In My Coffee??
Yeah! So I met this guy from Nashville called Michael and Michael loved coffee - he was introduced to me as the coffee guy in fact. He owned a couple of coffee shops in the city - he literally had a tattoo of a coffee mug on his neck next to his face! The guy liked coffee. He offered me some and I was like "nah you're alright man, I'm more of a hot chocolate man myself" and he said "hot chocolate? What are you? Fucking nine years old??? You just haven't had the right kind of coffee yet! Have you tried Java Arabica?" I said "no". "Have you tried Jamaican Blue Mountain?" I said "no". "Have you tried--" I said "Let me stop you there. I don't want to be rude, but this shouldn't be so hard to understand. I don't like coffee!" So he said "I want to show you something," so me and him and his friends we got in his car and we drove outside the city to this warehouse, and he said "today's your lucky day kid. Today you're going to try my coffee. It's the freshest in the state, it's going to change your shit right up." And I thought, oh, this is it. This is it man. Everything is going to change. I'm going to be able to go for a coffee with people like a fucking adult for once. I'm going to be able to say "Well you know me, I like the fruity chocolatey taste of a good Nicaraguan blend as much as the next person but I try to avoid it, I hear the multinationals put a lot of pressure on the farmers' unions". He says nothing. He just hands me a cup of coffee. It smells amazing. I close my eyes, I put it to my lips, I take a tentative sip... tastes like shit.
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trainchomp · 2 months
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ren trying to recreate the glory of last season but his tower is too small, the meeting place is in the sewer, and no one takes him seriously. truly drowned rat season for rendog
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