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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#as much as the laundry would be amazing #infinite refill mug is the most cracked option here #perfect temperature water so I’m always hydrated?? #free great tea or coffee whenever?? #gonna be honest this might be more than just a minor convenience

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

#let’s hear it for the color green #and all colors

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

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Statement ends

#love this dude #the arc a vest

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Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

#no.3 is killing me thats so funny

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Watterson pulled no punches

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

#tragically I already have a list for everything #i have run out of possible lists to make

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this than got 113k likes on instagram last year and i'm still in shock to this day. all i did is draw one boobie

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The other day someone I’ve spoken to maybe twice saw the wip of this over my shoulder and said “Shallan?” so ig I’ve got the vibes right

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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

#oh my god

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unrelenting one 🪽

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hecate who i am unhealthily obsessed with

#hecate said abs out

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Rick Maserati or whoever

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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My contribution to Hades II news

#Hades II #Hades II spoilers #Ares #Aphrodite #Aphrodite Areia