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I come on here like it's my fucking day job

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Fast Food

[All comics in order here]

#obsessed with Meowth

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So i ordered Round Table today online and in the “special instructions” i wrote “draw your favorite attack on titan character”. This is what i got…

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me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user

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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

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Spotify playlist where every song title is a reference to a pokemon move. Is this anything?

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miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

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they are euthanizing my ass and its not even a sex thing

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#7 + 8 is 15 #40 + 20 + 10 is 70 #75

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A lot of you kids wont remember this but long ago tumblr used to have a video player that was perfectly acceptable. You could pause and rewind no problem and they wouldnt just start and be halfway throigh before you ever saw them

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Knowledge is empowering

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usually it's better to ignore tabloid magazines but i hope they tear each other to shreds until there is naught but dust and atoms

#this whole front page has my entire attention #but I do hope Scientology and the cops kill each other