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what a week (7:03 on a tuesday morning)

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what are you doing if you’re not a little bit in love with all of your friends

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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I’ve already said this but I feel like my point wasn’t clear enough

I FUCKING DESPISE people who tell you “oh it’s so cool how you never shut up” but AS SOON as you start talking the actual amount of how you talk normally, they think it’s annoying

#LIKE #I know I’m annoying but you made me feel comfortable enough to be my true self around you and then you just randomly decided you hate me #???? okay ?????? #eliza.text

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violent reminder that as a woman you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT OKAY

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hi yes I'd like to order a fucking break for the next million years please. thankyou.

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not seeing enough love for the albatross which is super rude.

#the albatross stans unite

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rip 2012-2014 taylor swift fandom you would’ve loved hating on this chorus

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don’t know what on earth she’s talking about in the bolter but this song is so good

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YOU DON’T. GET TO. TELL ME. ABOUT. SAD!!

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female rage is when someone tells you to shut the fuck up not even a full twelve hours after they told you that it’s cool how you never shut up

#like get the fuck outta here #eliza.text

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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

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no bc “down bad crying at the gym” is so incredibly real lol. i know it’s a lighter lyric overall but it perfectly encapsulates how sometimes you’re just out doing normal things while simultaneously being in the worst state mentally and you’ll get set off by nothing in particular but you also just. gotta keep going so. yeah crying at the gym

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save me sad bops

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Omg so long london leak

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not to alarm anyone, but the timetable was posted TWO (2) (✌🏻) days before ttpd release

#eliza.text

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"I think it's important that you know that I will never change but I'll never stay the same either, must be a sagittarius thing."