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Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that's lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it'd go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

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More “wtf are humans, please leave the rest of us be” stuff:

Human reactions to fear!

No, I’m not talking about screaming or freezing in one spot and pissing yourself. I’m talking about the weirder, more specific-to-only-humans fear reactions.

Like singing.

Idk how many of you have watched people play horror video games, but a surprising amount of people start narrating what’s going on in a sing-song voice.

Imagine being an alien, walking in a horrific, dark tunnel with these weird gangly creatures, you’re all scared out of your wits and then one of them starts fucking singing.

In a dark cave. While everyone’s terrified.

“ ♫ ~We are all gonna fucking die, this is terrible and I wanna go hooooome~ ♬ ”

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Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

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Traveling back to 2011

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if ur severely anxious about the fate of our nation clap ur hands 👏 👏

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where a grad student becomes a supervillain for extra credit since their doctoral committee is lowkey three of the city’s supervillains. and they meet the hero who is cute and charming and idealistic. and damn, extra credit is so not worth this. but damn, grad school is expensive and the job market is competitive 

“there’s good in you”

“i really think all that’s in me at this point is ramen, red bull and spite”

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The Lion King and Tumblr

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me: clowns are everywhere. vine is gone. what next 2016. its almost november. what do you got for me 2016 2016: uhhh *flips through file cabinet marked “WEIRD ABSURD SHIT”* uhhh… y’know the president of South korea ? park geun hye? me: yeah 2016: fuck you, now she is secretly controlled by a pagan cult

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writers be like

reader: omg I'm so curious what happens next chapter!!

writer: me too haha!!

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Happy Halloween!

The scariest night of the year!

Because tonight…

At midnight…

(whispers) nanowrimo begins

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This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

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The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet.

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Them: Why do you like the Eng dub so much

Me: *Show them this*

Them: Oh

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what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons