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One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

#captain bullshitposting #tori tag

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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest

#captain bullshitposting #ike/presto #^w^

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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

#captain bullshitposting #johnny three dicks

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

#captain bullshitposting #ivan tag

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Ah, yeah, I meant like absorbs them passively, since she probably has them within arms reach while she sleeps (I know I do)!

Hopefully she doesn't get glasses or else she's going to wake up and have just lenses.

so Beth eats her phone chargers right, like, that's where they go, she's been passively building up her metal reserves the entire time?

#melodys mumblings #the stabbing thing i think will still happen.

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#............ #im insane to say it but in order thats ike austin ellie kyle. sorry. #captain bullshitposting

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so Beth eats her phone chargers right, like, that's where they go, she's been passively building up her metal reserves the entire time?

#melodys mumblings #captain bullshitposting #beth gerhardt #its too specific of a detail to not pay off later. she's gonna get stabbed or something and absorb the metal

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

#captain bullshitposting #yep!!

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One of my favourite tropes is "character who you wouldn't think is good with kids is actually great with kids"

#captain bullshitposting #ivan tag

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Help a Researcher

Leigh Ingram, a student at the University of Ottawa, in Canada, is completing a Master of Information Studies. The proposed research for their thesis is on information seeking behaviours in the fanfiction community, with a specific focus on how AO3 users search through the archive and use the embedded search functions on the website.

This study has received ethics approval for an anonymous online survey, followed by a few interviews. The survey will remain open for approximately 6-8 weeks depending on the volume of response. Following completion of the research, the intention is to share the anonymous data collected and potentially submit an article to Transformative Works and Cultures for consideration, so any findings will be shared with OTW/AO3. 

Survey takers must be 18 or older to take part. If you would like to learn more about the study you can review its consent form, which contains the researcher's contact information.

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i'm aromantic but to me the most romantic words in the universe are "you won't hurt me". i trust you to try not to cause me pain, and you can trust me to have the self-preservation instincts and knowledge and respect for your boundaries not to let you.

#book 1 finale. obvs. #captain bullshitposting #ivan tag

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being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

#me gently depositing shitposts in the hayescord

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#helen/ivan #captain bullshitposting

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person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more

#captain bullshitposting

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taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

#sent this in the discord but still its #bev/austin vibes #in general its austin vibes all over though rhe slow turn away from the mindset he was raised on makes me wanna puke blood (positive) #captain bullshitposting

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the whump fan’s dilemma

#hehehehe #tori tag #captain bullshitposting

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man with big titties knocking over his 5 in 1 shower gel loud as fuck

#captain bullshitposting #god.... dan austin ur bobbies...