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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#rainier cherries white donut peaches and asian pears #but also like all citrus fruits #i love fruit #omg wait i can’t believe i forgot watermelon

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#this shirt is my pride and joy

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love shibata. talks shit. stares at the camera. rizzes up renee. no one else like him

#NO ONE ELSE LIKE HIM #he is paying attention and giving specific compliments #wrasslin

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#A BANANA ISN’T AN EGG IS FROM WOKS OF LIFE

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#he’s spiraling #wrasslin

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if you do more than one just pick the one you do most often! (for instance i'm a sound off girl except for occasionally when i'm a game off refreshing the app nonstop girl)

#i have moved away and am stress excercising #squats and planks and push ups #or doing insane pacing

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Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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#love is love he sees no difference #also in fairness if that number is right it is insane #like that’s four people a year #zero people a year should die by brutal crocodile attack

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1.03 "Is My Very Nature That of the Devil"

#he’s being SO chill and normal #SO chill and SO normal

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human brain is so easy to manipulate its stupid. sun is out longer in evening = life is worth living...read some negative social media posts = everybody hates me...read one interesting article = i have the scholar's ambition

#god it’s true

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

#two beautiful high school mean girls

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Sorry to speak this into existence but the fanfic that’s going to be written for this movie might just be the discourse catalyst strong enough to destroy this site

#oh no #you don’t even need the power of prophecy to know it

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#it’s spring!!!

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

#kitty!

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citationless behavior

#academia burn

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truly no greater description of this show for me than this

#he’s a broken man

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fundamentally there are two kinds of flops:

natural flops. something of the flop is inherent in their nature and forms part of the basis of their appeal. sad little guys. meow meows. they don't always flop and they aren't necessarily untalented. sometimes they are actually immensely talented. and yet the floppage is there, waiting for them, coming to embrace them like an old friend and buddy. celestino vietti. frankly, charles leclerc. logan sargeant. the floppage is part of what you like about them. george russell in the wall again. wet men.

unnatural flops. they are not built for floppage but they're in it anyway and it's uncomfortable for everyone involved. they can't accept it and it looks bad on them. the basis of their appeal is unrelated to and negatively impacted by their floppage. these are usually people who shine. their charisma is big and when they flop it's hard to watch. they do not see themselves as flops and yet it's happening to them. it's sort of like balding. marco bezzecchi. mercedes amg petronas formula 1 team. daniel ricciardo being the primary example of this in motorsports. cringefail dudes.

#calling him a flop preemptively so it doesn’t hurt my feelings when he flops #danny ricc where did that dog in you go

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Total Solar Eclipse l April 2024 l U.S. & Canada

Cr. Deran Hall l Rami Ammoun(236) l GabeWasylko l OThingstodo l ZachHolderWx l Joshua Intini l Alfredo Juárez l KuzcoKhanda

#tower city i see you!!!