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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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Advertising peaked at the Discovery channel “Boom de Yada” commercials

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Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

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Sequential Magazine has nominated False Knees for Best Webcomic of 2022! They also nominated me for Favourite Cartoonist! I’m not sure what that means, but you can vote by going here and then clicking the big red button. Thanks!

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Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

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Teleduckies

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Grocery shopping

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The Court Wizard and His Apprentice (it's his first day, be nice.)

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what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

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Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

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pspsps hey locked tomb fans…

#nona the ninth spoilers #nona the ninth #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #tlt #Im a loser and read this instead of working

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You know when youre watching a tiktok and youre like, ok, good premise, nice jokes, dumb humor, kinda original, but then it just picks all that up, rolls it like a thick news paper, and then squashes you like a fly with it all?

Damn…

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