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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

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japanese maple leaf

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so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

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If your a pikmin just be careful ok

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Drew this in MS Paint like. Five years ago lmao. We Love Random Silly Guys

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Goofy

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be free

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Vonarphan Ctal'venoch, one of the Ptërandrath Guardians of the Kosh Dirgen island, manifests itself and offers dimensional guidance to Frances

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Hydras

(The itty bitty kind)

Hydras, named after the mythological creature, are a genus of microscopic freshwater animals. They mainly feast off of Daphnia and Cyclopes, to follow the naming scheme.

Their name comes from how if one hydra is cut in half, both halves grow into a new organism. When they are cut into more than two pieces, the middle pieces, containing the stem cells, are the only ones to grow back. The stem cells never die or stop appearing, unlike most animals.

They also have apparent immortality. The only reasons hydras die, as far as has been observed, are due to starvation or cold temperatures. And that one species that gets eaten by flatworms.

They don’t have brains, having as little as one layer of neurons, and move their tentacles via small electric charge, in patters known as “looping” or “somersaulting”. Hydras attach themselves to a surface with their foot. They only have one, like a snail.

Their hunger can be measured in how far out their tentacles reach, in what is known as the “gimme food” motion. Their prey is caught by using a neurotoxin to stun.

They can also photosynthesize through symbiotic relationship with algae, a bit like sea sheep.

They can reproduce sexually or asexually, and some species are hermaphroditic. They only grow sex organs when preparing to reproduce, and which ones they grow are random. Once an egg is fertilized, it grows a hard casing over it, and lies in wait for the host body to die and sink to the seafloor. Only then does it hatch.

Then the cycle starts anew.

#oh wow #damn that's wild

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William Mason Brown (1828-1898) "Raspberries in a Wooded Landscape" Oil on canvas Located in the Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art, Bentonville, Arkansas

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a glass frog's underside

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vselennaiamanikiura on ig

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A big snail by Ark Toys, bought at Edinburgh Zoo in April 2024

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through.the.lleaves on ig

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When you want to paint minis but your cat’s in the way

#god damn that's a big cat wow

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Brass aquamanile in the form of a lion, Germany, circa 1400

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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Ornate Mastigure (Uromastyx ornata), family Agamidae, Eilat Mountains, Israel

photograph by Nir Avraham