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whys king kong………..so fucking large

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don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

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#TinyTrump (Part One)

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Sometimes I think about why I don't have a boyfriend and then I remember that one of my only real crushes committed suicide so maybe I don't want one

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i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

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I’m not a princess.

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teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

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Listen I’ve never ever ordered something different from Subway. I always order the same thing, without fail. Same sandwich, same toppings, same everything and I don’t ever plan on changing it or trying anything different. 16 years of hundreds of the same fckin sandwich

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may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

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has anyone ever before been so comprehensively torn to shreds in their life tho

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tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

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*me at the mere thought of living and existing*