i had a dream 2005 edd made a giant cake that looked like tord, brought tord in the room, and proceeded to stab it everywhere tord thought it was hot as shit, and literally ate it’s ass dear lord is there something wrong with me-
I’ve heard about a lot of weird dreams involving us, but this really takes the cake, heh.
I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT CURSED POST THIS COMES FROM-
have any matt headcanons?
it’d be a crime if i didnt
- He’s dumb but not oblivious. sometimes he’s the only voice of reason
- VERY blunt and rude, most of the time doesnt even know what he’s saying sounds super mean
- speaking of he’s also a salt shaker and can AND will roast everyone
- he’s known edd since they were little kids, edd was his first friend!!
- him and edd are also best friends :) matt kinda treats him like a brother
- Matt was THE PRINCE of the school in highschool. most popular kid, had authority on everyone, and went to all the parties....and yet he hung out with tom, edd and tord who were all the “weirdo outcasts”
- he has little fangs and is allergic to the sun bc of his vampire powers
- GETS JEALOUS AND ENVIOUS VERY EASILY, ESPECIALLY OVER EDD...like if he sees edd spending more time with somebody else other than him he becomes highkey a bitch
- watches anime with tord
- CANNOT hold a conversation. his attention span is terrible.
- unless the conversation is about himself
- very emotion driven, but doesn’t cry often?
- VERY GOOD AT BAKING PASTRIES
- drinks milk Straight Out Of The Carton like a fucking animal
- wears contacts :)
- Edd ran him over with a barbie 4 wheeler when he was 9 and now he has a scar on his back bc of it
- Edd ALSO made him cry a lot when they were like 4-9 bc Edd was a feral child
- HE DID SOME CRAZY ASS THINGS AS A HIGHSCHOOLER....Like try to hire an assassin on a kid he didn’t like or got away with murder while framing another kid for it. But those are stories for another time.
- allergic to dogs which sucks because he LOVES DOGS SO MUCH