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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

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Having a traumatic childhood means you cannot talk even objectively about your basic foundational experiences without it being "venting", even if you're not actually venting. You just straight up have a huge chunk of your life you can't talk about, full stop, without it being trauma dumping.

And it not being socially acceptable to talk about your own childhood is super alienating. Sometimes people want to know why, and any answer you can give them is going to be off putting.

It's to the point I get irritated when something I said is framed as venting when I'm literally just talking about my life experiences, doing my best to keep emotion out of it.

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"are you okay" no I need dragons to be real

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Literally. Always was confused how tik tokkers would criticise this language, when it's well used and everyone else seems to get it. Now people are following suit and agreeing. I bet this will cause a trend of books being written without these terms/figurative language. More like everything spelled out for the reader.

I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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as a person who is in a country where it's considered weird for a woman to not have makeup on, pleaseee i need data i need to know the global average

bonus points if you tell what the average is in your country/region in the tags!

#full face of makeup #but even full fac e for me doesn't include like foundation or bases #if i'm exhausted #or just don't have anything to do that day #no make up that day #but generally yes

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In true, true soap opera fashion, my ex texted me that they're still hung up on me and possibly may be in love with me. Meanwhile, I'm going on a date with someone else this week.

Texted my ex last night that I missed them. Someone, please take my phone away from me.

#marina sad vents #to clarify #the ex that texted me was the one that texted me before to say they missed me

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“only queer ppl should portray queer characters in media” ok but how else would clint eastwood get work then :/

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Maybe (just maybe) I should stop having sex with people when I first meet them/on the first date. That way I won't be upset when they leave and don't text. Just a thought.

#oy vey #serves me right honestly #nsfw