Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.
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Dean Winchester Thesis Statement
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having to pay for parking at a hospital will always be fucking deranged to me. Sorry
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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean
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ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA
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The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???
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Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability
There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.
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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
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reminder to self: one day it won’t bother you every night. one day it won’t even pass through your mind, not once.
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