tomboii

[tomboii]

Only fur

[tomboii]

i think, if they were real, they would hang out while waiting for the mortals in the time loop to reset. and they'd be buddies.

[tomboii]

From here

[tomboii]

through autism and necromancy everything is possible

[tomboii]

daily self-affirmations 💕

my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti

i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium

i am not trapped in the time loop

i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ

i am not trapped in the time loop

i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

[tomboii]

Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks

[tomboii]

RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

[tomboii]

BG3 X RE8

treasure item: crystal Astarion

[tomboii]

A little self-indulgent sketch of Gale I drew today while shamelessly using pictures of Tim as a reference. And I have no regrets.

[tomboii]

[tomboii]

hey can we uhhhhhhhhh get rid of boob armor?

and i mean in every fictional setting like fantasy, scifi, etc but here are two prime examples:

these are both………… pretty weird. i get that wonder woman’s outfit has been the same since 1941 but she still serves as a good example, and idek what’s going on with valkyrie. a lot of people praise this for being “feminine but functional” but this still means there’s some armor smith out there carefully molding breastplates to fit each individual boob (as per that one tumblr post going around that i don’t have the link to).

here’s an example of real life armor on women:

there you go. some real women wearing real armor made for real combat situations. now listen, i’ve worn this and yeah—– this shit’s functional. and no, it doesn’t squish your boobs in, no matter what you’re doing. it actually fits quite snugly despite how it looks. see how no effort was made to have individual boobs poke through? that’s because that shit ain’t necessary. in fact the breast molding would be pretty terrible for your rib cage but i’m sure you’ve all seen that post.

at least star wars got this one right:

[tomboii]

larian wheres the romance scene that we help him braiding?

[tomboii]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[tomboii]

Astarion’s simple plan

[tomboii]

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

[tomboii]

Loki deserves treats and pats

[tomboii]

Underdark🍄