anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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citationless behavior
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Some person in a plague mask handed me thisโฆ very professional business card. Idk guys think this is legit?
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have we tried substance abuse my liege
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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
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hmmm
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every time i think, i take 10 damage
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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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I'll show YOU a "SPRING FORWARD"
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You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick
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so you think you can stone miette and spit in mietteโs eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! canโt do this to me mother!!!
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The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???
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