toiletburglar

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Here to admit my thoughts

I hate spaghetti

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I looked at my posts and noticed they're all shit

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image pickles but with fur and they swim like fish.

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wtf are cheese

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imagine a fast baby broke into your house and stole your TV

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It would be funny if a train hit me and broke my fucking spleen.

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im actually considering it

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one of these days I going to snap and turn into a french fry.

#Small and crispy. Hot. Very hot French fry

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#And there's 2 people screaming in the background.

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Yo what is going on with the chess players?They fightin over who's better at eating the fastest off the chess board? Because I can image someone just slurping juice off the chess board while their homies are just chanting in the background while the other team just stands their mouth a gape from how fast that guy just consumed the juice like Kirby. And then everyone bows down to the new chess king.

Roaming chess gangs

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peels orange and it reveals a lemon *sighs* no one would understand...

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She's adorable. 🥰

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All teachers enjoy our suffering and should be stopped.

Make a change, eat a lemon.

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*opens up my trunk and 100 lemons fall out*

*sighs* it's a great day to be an American.

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One day Kirby will open his mouth and suck earth in like a blackhole in outer space. Everything turns into nothing.

And we are finely at peace.

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If Kirby swallowed me he would get hepatitis