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female awesome meme: [1/20] females in a movie →Darcy Lewis (thor) ↳ I’m not getting stabbed in the name of science.

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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friend: promise you won't tell anyone

me: i promise

me: *tells my mom*

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * women like you drown oceans ― solveig carter. 」 #「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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People change and life moves on; what a beautifully terrifying thought.

Lynette Simeone (via zivadaviid)

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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—  beauty and the beast (1991)

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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I like you. Of course I like you.

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * ― wanted connection. 」 #「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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ft. @willicmwilson

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * never sure if she wanted to fuck him or fuck him up ― william wilson. 」 #q

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I am still so naïve; I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am. A passionate, fragmentary girl, maybe?

Sylvia Plath (via zivadaviid)

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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Well, my philosophy… do you wanna hear my philosophy?

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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ft. @ofichvr

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * she came from the same aching blood ― vidar björk thorson. 」 #q

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shoutout to the Barnum daughter who wanted to marry Santa and literally got to be Tree #3, love ya

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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ft. @teddybrocks

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#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * we’ll leave a legacy of graffiti beneath high school bleachers ― teddy brock. 」 #q

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A Simple Favor (2018), dir. Paul Feig

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #q

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ft. @ofrcvenants

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * woman knows exactly which knife she’d grab in event of home invasion ― insp. 」 #raynor lokison tag tbd. #q

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Find someone who sings Bennie and the Jets with all the wrong lyrics!

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ofrcvenants‌:

“Tova, you know me so well! I dare anyone to try to tell me that I will get wrinkles, it’s simply impossible.” Raynor, as cold and distant as he tried to be, failed to be a lot. He inherited his mother’s good heart, that caused him to love people even if he was afraid of their fate. Tova is an example; he was distant her whole childhood and most of her adolescence, but she managed to grow on him majorly. “Of course I’m not just saying that! He said yes, we’re aiming for a summer wedding.”

“of course i know you. you’re, like... one of my favorite people.” she wasn’t admitting to anything too ungodly, too out of step with their easy relationship. ‘one of’. she didn’t HAVE to mean top three ( even if he ranked quite well ). and she didn’t feel like she couldn’t say. tova, at her heart, was sweet. she was a good kid. she loved her family, and she loved good news. “that’s so amazing-” her eyes wide and full of emotion, tova let her head fall into her hands, expression turning dreamy, “it’s beautiful. true love conquering all, and whatnot - what kind of suit are you gonna wear? something dashing. and the theme! what theme?”

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * ― convos. 」 #raynor lokison

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valkyriewarxson‌:

“Oh, yeah. I’m sure.” Bjørn laughed. “I could, you’re right. But then it wouldn’t be as fun! Besides, it’s funny watching you get frustrated at this.”

“for all you know, i’m a video game pro.” even the way she WORDED it was insincere. maybe tova was ; but she wasn’t doing a good job of convincing herself, nevermind him. “i’m not frustrated. i’m not! i’m just...- i don’t GET it. what’s the point? why do i need to do all of this to get to you? what’s going on?”

#「 ･ﾟ ϟ . ･ * ― convos. 」 #bjørn brunnhildeson