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all seeing sphinx

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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Every piece of dogshit art makes the world a better place to live. Better to create poorly than not at all.

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they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

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I tried to include all the relevant ones but I'm not a scholar. Also if you pick taz tell me what arc

#oh i'm fucking to sawbones 100%

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I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.

Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)

Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/

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ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

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come over so you can lay on top of me and crush me with your entire body weight

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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be transformed today!!!!! [x]

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the humble apostrophe

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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