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Beatrice: Ah, yes. I’ve been expecting you.

Abigail: What? How’s that possible?

Beatrice: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.

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Abigail: I feel like you’re judging me.

Beatrice: I am not judging you. I am HEAVILY judging your parents.

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Erik: let’s not abigail this into a worse situation than it already is

Abigail: did you just use my name as a verb?

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Abigail: *finds a stray cat*

Abigail: Can we keep it?

Cass: Your dad is allergic.

Abigail: Dad can stay outside.

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Erik: well, if I was the murderer

Erik: AND I’M NOT

Abigail: *suspiciously and reluctantly crosses out Zuko’s name on his list of possible murderers*

#Massacre AU

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Cass: Why do you smell like weed?

Abigail: How do you know what weed smells like?

Cass: I—

Abigail: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!

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Bison: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Abigail: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Bison: I—

Bison: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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James: Do you ever wonder what happened to your mother?

Orion: Nah

James:

Orion: Why care about some deadbeat

James, holding back tears: W-well suppose for a second that you did wonder

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Axel: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Bison: My wife.

Axel: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Beatrice/Brennan: Bison's wife.

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Abigail: Did you know that Samantha thinks we're gay?

Beatrice, sitting on Abigail's lap, arms wrapped around her neck as they cuddle: I wonder where she got that from. We're just friends.

Sam, across the room: No, you're not.

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Abigail: Do you have the key?

Beatrice: No, I'm just gonna say open sesame.

Beatrice: Of course I've got the key.

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Beatrice: What is love?

Brennan: An emotional minefield.

Erika: A neurochemical reaction.

Dex: Baby don't hurt me.

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Erik: Bea dear, what are you hiding?

Beatrice's jacket: *barks*

Beatrice: ...Drugs

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Merlin, walking into the kitchen:

Avery: Good morning mom!

Avery: You may be wondering why I'm glued to the ceiling.

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Mcgonagall: Wheres Erika?...

Erik: Doing stuff.

Mcgonagall: I don't like how that sounds... where's Beatrice?

Erik: Trying to prevent Erik from doing stuff

Mcgonagall: Abgail?

Erik: Distracting Beatrice from preventing Erika from doing stuff

Mcgonagall: Then what are you doing here?

Erik: I'm supposed to be distracting you from stopping Abigail distracting Beatrice so she doesn't go prevent Erik from doing things. *smiles*

Mcgonagall: I do not get paid enough to deal with this idiocy...

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Erik: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Beatrice: Dear, this is a ten page essay.

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Erik: how do i know axels gay?

Erik: he liked my facebook photos at 3am