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This is your last chance to stop ISPs from messing up your Internet.

The FCC just announced its plan to slash net neutrality rules, allowing ISPs like Verizon to block apps, slow websites, and charge fees to control what you see & do online. They vote December 14th. But if Congress gets enough calls, *they* can stop the FCC. [ Click here to be directed to battleforthenet.com where you can input your phone number. We’ll connect you to your congress representative and provide a suggested script of what to say. Your phone number will only be used to make this call. Privacy Policy ]

What is net neutrality? Why does it matter?

Net neutrality is the principle that Internet providers like Comcast & Verizon should not control what we see and do online. In 2015, startups, Internet freedom groups, and 3.7 million commenters won strong net neutrality rules from the US Federal Communication Commission (FCC). The rules prohibit Internet providers from blocking, throttling, and paid prioritization—"fast lanes" for sites that pay, and slow lanes for everyone else.

We are Team Internet. We support net neutrality, freedom of speech.

Nearly everyone who understands and depends on the Internet supports net neutrality, whether they’re startup founders, activists, gamers, politicians, investors, comedians, YouTube stars, or typical Internet users who just want their Internet to work as advertised—regardless of their political party. But don’t take our word for it. Ask around, or watch some of these videos.

They are Team Cable. They want to end net neutrality, to control & tax the Internet.

Cable companies are famous for high prices and poor service. Several rank as the most hated companies in America. Now, they’re lobbying the FCC and Congress to end net neutrality. Why? It’s simple: if they win the power to slow sites down, they can bully any site into paying millions to escape the “slow lane.“This would amount to a tax on every sector of the American economy. Every site would cost more, since they’d all have to pay big cable. Worse, it would extinguish the startups and independent voices who can’t afford to pay. If we lose net neutrality, the Internet will never be the same.

On July 12, 2017, thousands of us protested to defend Internet freedom.

In just one day, websites large and small participated in one of the biggest online protests ever, reaching tens of millions of people, driving over 2 million comments to the FCC and over 5 million emails—and over 124,000 calls—to members of Congress.

Now, we must convince Congress to stop the FCC. Can you display an alert?

We need your help. Congress could come out to stop the FCC, but generating calls in every House district requires massive amounts of traffic. You can display a prominent alert on your site that shows the world what the web will look like without net neutrality—and asks your visitors to call. Click here for a demo or grab the code on GitHub. None of these will actually block, slow, or paywall your site. But, they will let your users contact their representatives in Congress without having to leave your page. They appear once per user per day and users can easily click away. Just add this line of code to your site’s header:

<script src="https://widget.battleforthenet.com/widget.js" async></script>

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Begone, Fog

Exploring a dungeon, party finds a room filled with suspicious fog.

Rogue: I’d like to roll to persuade the fog to go away.

DM: I’ll allow it if you roll a nat 20

Rogue: *rolls a nat 20

Party: *loses shit

Rogue: BEGONE, THOT!

Fog: *leaves

DM: *dies inside

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Human Fighter: I check to see if there are monsters under the bed

Dm: there are no monsters but you do find some mobsters 

The entire dnd party: bADA BING BADA BOOM! Hey! I’m walking here! 

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I wanna be your friend! - a shy INFP

wowowow heck im so down

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Halloween is almost over. You know what that means!

MOTHER

FUCKIN

HANUKKAH 

SEASON

YEAH!

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Shelter.

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last week i saw a marching band that had a show about america being hacked by russia. it was all “yay america” music with shostakovich in the middle. just thought you should know.

let’s take this a step further and have a performance of the star spangled banner but there’s a high trumpet constantly playing the dsch motif in the background

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we could have kept him safe

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Hey so Girl Genius is a gr8 webcomic and y’all should go read it! Because then you’ll be able to appreciate Da Boyz, and jaegers in general.

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BBQ

blease be quiet

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If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

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People keep giving me rings-- but I think a small death ray might be more practical.

Agatha Heterodyne

Girl Genius  by Phil and Kaja Foglio

#girl genius #agatha clay #agatha heterodyne

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The backwards of Neil Armstrong is Gnorts Mr Alien

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hello faves

#old post of mine #wes #wes smosh #wes johnson #smosh games #smosh #smosh wes #wes smosh games #joven #the jovenshire #jovenshire #joven smosh #smosh games joven

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Flitz: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life time.

Sohinki: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Boze: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!

Joven: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Lasercorn: Mental stability, my old friend!

Mari: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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this isn’t as successful using only instagram photos lols